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Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi. Kyun? Paper mein sawaal tha ki:-  Nehruji kab paida huve? Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi. -------------------------------------------------- Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch. Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise Sardar: kitna? Lady: pura Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga -------------------------------------------------- A journalist to Osho : Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram? Osho: Mere ko kya? Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai. Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya. ---------------------------------------------------- A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?" Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born! ---------------------------------------------------- Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu? Baba-Condom use karte H...

Boss :- Tumari Ability? Lady secretary :- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss :- Aur kuch..? Lady :- Disease free aur healthy hu, Copper T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hain, 69 me Expert hu, Aur Sabse Zaruri Baat ke Apne flat mein akeli rehti hu..! Boss :- Bas kar Pagli, Ab kya joinning ke Din he Promotion legi...!!!

Ye lo managers ki asliyat एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगोँ को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा "ये पैसा देश का है और जान आपकी अपनी सब लोग लेट जाओ तूरंत .... क्विक" सब लोग लेट गये ! इसे कहते हैँ - 'Mind Changing Concept' एक महिला उत्तेजक मुद्रा मेँ लेटी थी लुटेरों के मुखिया ने उससे कहा - 'ये लूट है रेप नहीँ तमीज से लेटो' इसे कहते हैँ - 'Focusing' लुटेरों का एक साथी जो कि MBA किये हुआ था, उसने कहा कि पैसे गिन लेँ? मुखिया ने कहा बेवकूफ वो टीवी पर देखना न्यूज में, इसे कहते हैँ - 'Experience' लुटेरे 20 लाख लेकर भाग गए. असिस्टेंट मैनेजर ने कहा - 'एफ आई आर' करें? मैनेजर ने कहा - '10 लाख निकाल लो और जो हमने 50 लाख का गबन किया वो भी लूट में जोड़ लो .... काश हर महीने डकैती हो' इसे कहते हैँ - 'Opportunity' टीवी पर न्यूज आई - "बैँक से 80 लाख लूटे" लुटेरोँ ने कई बार गिने 20 लाख ही थे उनको समझ में आ गया कि इतनी जोखिम के बाद उनको 20 लाख ही मिले, जबकि साले मैनेजर ने 60 लाख यूं ही बना...

An HR got married ... On the first night of their honeymoon,  seeing her nude, he says furiously : "Tumne dhoka kiya !! You have cheated me” ! The astounded but smart bride asks : Kaise ? How have I cheated you ? The HR shouts :  Your Boobs are so small…. I definitely remember noticed their size when I met you at the engagement ... they appeared to be much bigger ... The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package .... & what you've got now is the actual salary in hand..!!” 

Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme, sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai. Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage.. 6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola: kya tumhare paas aisa hai? Girl panti utarkar boli: jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti. What is BULL RIDING in sex? TRY THIS: Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her.. Whisper another girl’s name gently! Then see how long u can stay on top?? Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai. Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad. Boy: Why? Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to wollyboll khel sakte ho. Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye: Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega? Santa: Kyon? TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!! Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi. Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi. Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar pa...

** बाबाजी का ठुल्लू Special *** # आज मेरे पास गाड़ी हैं बंगला हैं पैसा हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या हैं ? मेरे पास .... मेरे पास ...मेरा पास बाबाजी का ठुल्लू हैं | # ये बाबाजी का ठुल्लू हमको दे दे ठाकुर | नाही ई ई इ ई ई # मेरे करण-अर्जुन आयेंगे , बाबाजी का ठुल्लू लायेगे | # बाबाजी के ठुल्लू का इंतज़ार तो 11 मुल्को की हसीनाए कर रही हैं लेकिन बाबाजी के ठुल्लू को पाना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन हैं | # चिनॉय सेठ , बाबाजी का ठुल्लू खेलने की चीज़ नहीं होती भड़क जाए तो तबाही मचा देती हैं | # हा हा हम अंग्रेजो के जमाने के बाबजी के ठुल्लू हैं | # सरदार , मुझे मत मारिये मैंने आपका नमक खाया हैं | अब ले बाबाजी का ठुल्लू खा ... # छोटे छोटे शहरो में बड़े बड़े बाबाजी के ठुल्लू तो होते ही हैं ना hmmmm...... # तारीख पे तारीख-तारीख पे तारीख ,तारीख पे तारीख जज साहब आखिर कब मिलेगा बाबाजी का ठुल्लू # यहाँ से 50-50 कोस दूर गाँव में जब बच्चा रोता हैं तो माँ कहती हैं 'बेटा सो जा वरना बाबाजी का ठुल्लू आ जाएगा ' # फटा पोस्टर निकला बाबाजी का ठुल्लू # मैं एक छोटा सा प्यारा सा नन्हा सा बाबाजी ...

Ekdam Faadu . . Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Cafe Mein Akele Baitha Dekh Kar Ladki Ki Table Par Gaya Aur Kaha:" Kya Main Aap Ke Saath Baith Sakta Hu.??? . . Ladki Chillai:" Nahi, Main Aaj Raat Tumhare Saath Nahi Guzaar Sakti.... . . Sab Log Dekhne Lage............. . . . Ladka Sharminda Ho Gaya.. . . Kuch Der Baad Ladki Uske Paas Gayi Aur Maafi Mangi Aur Kaha:" Main HUMAN NATURE Ke Upar Study Kar Rahi Hu Aur Padh Rahi Hu Ki Log Sharminda Ho Kar Kya Mehsoos Karte Hain.." . . Ladka Chillaya:" What..??? 10 Hazaar Ek Raat Ke..?? Bahut Zyada Hain, Kuch Kam Karo Yaar.. . . Sab Log Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Hasne Lage.. . . Aur Phir Ladka Aahista Se Bola:" Ab Mehsoos Kar. Khul Ke.. . Girl Shock.. BOY Rocks.

Boy:I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on burning coal for you. Girl:So sweet! Can you come to meet me now? Boy: Mad or what? Its' raining now...

Panditji sex ke baad condom dho ker rekhne lage to pandtain boli: . Is ka kya karoge? . Panditji bole: . Abhi15din naya nahi pahnenge "SHRAADH" chal rahe hain..

New Girlfriend & Pappu In First Meeting Girl: What Are You Doing? Pappu: I Was Doing A Job With Times Of India But Now I Left. Girl: Oh My God, But Why? Pappu: Koun Sala Subha-2 Uthe Or Paper Dalne Jaye

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........

Hats off to the Guy who wrote this...:: Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge ▫ Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai ▪ Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar” Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??...

Jabardast Joke…. . . . 1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. . Beta:- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak…) . PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak…) . . Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai (Sattaak…)

1 bar 1 kutta jungle me rasta kho gaya tabhi waha sher aa gaya kutta dar gaya..Paas me kuch sookhi haddiya padi thi. Kutta haddi chusne laga aur bola-wah sher ka shikaar karne me majaa aa gaya par pet nahi bhara 1 aur mil jaye to majaa aa jaye. sher ne socha ye to bahot khatarnak kutta he .sher waha se bhag gaya... Upar ped pe bandar betha tha usne socha k abhi kutte ki gaand marwata hu... Wo waha se sher k piche bhaga sach batane k liye usne sher ko bataya k kaise kutte ne use chutiya banaya... Sher bola abhi kutte ki gaand maarta hu dono fir se kutte k paas aaye... Kutta unhe dekh k fir haddi choosne laga aur bola- saale ek madarchod bandar ko bheja 1 ghanta ho gaya 1 sher nahi fasaa k laa saka. Sher bola bhen k lund bandar meri maa chudwana chahta hai aur sher us bandar ko kha gaya moral- udta teer apni gaand me loge to gaand tumhari hi maregi....

Prove that 2/10=2 Japanese student: Wrong question. Bangladeshi student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya. American student: It's strange, how is it possible? Indian Rajnikant solved it: Two / Ten =wo/en (T with T cancel) w = 23rd letter o = 15th letter e = 5th letter n = 14th letter So, 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2 Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala. YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!..   ek dum original hai....

Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai. Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai ! Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai... DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ? BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath he Rehti hai. Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But Hum Dono ke Beech koi Physical Relationship Nahi hai... Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai, Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good Friends ! DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud ( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu... Mujhe Pagal mat bana ) Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai.. AFTER A WEEK..... LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi ! LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up ! LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai ! LADKA : Ok ! Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says... "Dear Dad, Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki... Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki Aa...

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska stomach kharab tha us din.... puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh me pani aa gaya.. GF's father:- hello beta neel, how are you? Neel:- m good uncle,aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton. Achanak neel k stomach me gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...." Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha. GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha. Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya... 2 min baad again neel "poooooo...." Gf's gusse me: Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se... Neel fir se bahut khush hua.... Gf:- sorry neel, ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao, ha...

Outstanding Coincidences of Words................. Hate has 4 letters so does Love............. Enemies has 7 letters so does Friends........ Lying has 5 so does Truth.................... Negative has 8 so does Positive....... Under has 5 so does Above.................... Cry has 3 letters so does Joy.......... Anger has 5 letters so does Happy....... Right has 5 letters so does Wrong....... Are they by Coincidences?????? It means Life is like a Double edged Sword, We should choose the BETTER SIDE OF LIFE......!! By the way Manmohan has 8 letters and so does Narendra. Choose Wisely!!

DEADLY PJs Pls... scrol down at ur own risk... Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ... Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'... Which movie did he really want to see..? Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...! Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! Now Kush also jumps inside...

Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...! Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..." Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi...!!! Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ??? Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!! Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ??? Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!

KBC... Interesting Must read.... You all know KBC is Good Business. But have you ever pondered how  well????? Any guesses????? Let's see... Idea is charging Rs.6 per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states... 6 (Rs. per SMS) x 100 (entries) x 10 (cities) x 20 (districts) x 20 (states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000. Rs.24 lakh in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakh cash prize). Imagine the scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities? The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crore!!!!! And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crore earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!! And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crore!!!!! (and from whose pocket?????) Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above calcula...

In a " Mental Hospital " a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ?? Dr: Well, We'd fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub... Journalist:  Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger... Dr: " No, A normal person would pull d drain plug !! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...

सुखी वैवाहिक जीवन का राज ========================= एक दंपत्ति नें जब अपनी शादी की 25 वीं वर्षगांठ मनायी तो एक पत्रकार उनका साक्षात्कार लेने पहुंचा. वो दंपत्ति अपने शांतिपुर्ण और सुखमय वैवाहिक जीवन के लिये प्रसिद्ध थे. उनके बीच कभी नाम मात्र का भी तकरार नहीं हुआ था. लोग उनके इस सुखमय वैवाहिक जीवन का राज जानने को उत्सुक थे. पति ने बताया : हमारी शादी के फ़ौरन बाद हम हनीमुन मनाने शिमला गये. वहाँ हम लोगो ने घुड़सवारी की. मेरा घोड़ा बिल्कुल ठीक था लेकिन मेरी पत्नी का घोड़ा थोड़ा नखरैल था. उसने दौड़ते दौड़ते अचानक मेरी पत्नी को गिरा दिया. मेरी पत्नी उठी और घोड़े के पीठ पर हाथ फ़ेर कर कहा : "यह पहली बार है", और फ़िर उसपर सवार हो गयी. थोड़े दुर चलने के बाद घोड़े ने फ़िर उसे गिरा दिया. पत्नी ने घोड़े से फ़िर कहा : "यह दुसरी बार है", और फ़िर उस पर सवार हो गयी. लेकिन थोड़े दुर जा कर घोड़े ने फ़िर उसे गिरा दिया. अबकी पत्नी ने कुछ नहीं कहा. चुपचाप अपना पर्स खोला, पिस्तौल निकाली और घोड़े को गोली मार दी. मुझे देखकर काफ़ी गुस्सा आया और मैं जोर से पत्नी पर चिल्लाया : ...

क्या आपको बचपन के वो लम्हे याद हैं जब ............... # जब हम अपने शर्ट में हाथ छुपाते थे और लोगों से कहते फिरते थे देखो मैंने अपने हाथ जादू से हाथ गायब कर दिए | # जब हमें जब जब लगता की हम विडियोगेम में हारने वाले हैं हम गेम री-स्टार्ट कर देते थे | # जब हमारे पास चार रंगों से लिखने वाली एक पेन हुआ करती थी और हम सभी के बटन को एक साथ दबाने की कोशिश किया करते थे | # सोचा करते थे की ये चाँद हमारी साइकिल के पीछे पीछे क्यों चल रहा हैं | # On/Off वाले स्विच को बीच में अटकाने की कोशिश किया करते थे | # सिर्फ एक ही चीज़ का दिलोजान से ख्याल रखते थे - हमारी स्कूल बैग # फल के बीज को इस डर से नहीं खाते थे की कहीं हमारे पेट में पेड़ न उग जाए | # फ्रिज को धीरे से   करके ये जानने की कोशिश करते थे की इसकी लाइट कब बंद होती हैं | # रूम में आते थे पर किसलिए आये वो भूल जाते फिर बाहर जाके याद करने की कोशिश करते | =============== ये दौलत भी ले लो..ये शोहरत भी ले लो ..भले छीन लो मुझसे मेरी जवानी मगर मुझको लौटा दो बचपन का सावन .... वो कागज़ की कश्ती वो बारिश का ...

As date of ganpati bappa comes near, gujjus of mumbai are in full too preparation of their slogans I just can't stop laughing 1. "Tapeli ma shiro, Ganpati bappa hero" One more 2. Videocon Samsung, Ganpati bappa handsome.  3. Sev jalebi fafda, Ganpati bappa aapda. 4. Laal phool lilu phool Ganpati bappa beautiful. Heights ... 5. Vatka ma chewing gum, Ganpati bappa Singham Last one 6. 1 gaurd 2 gaurd, Ganpati bappa bodygaurd. Pakka last 7. China ho ya Korea, Ganpati bappa mourya

Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a  pistol at her husband. Husband- Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night "My experiments with truth". He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.... Wife- What was the result..???? Husband- I realized that I'm not Mahatma Gandhi.. I am Asaram bapu..îîî

39 SEXY MSGS Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai” Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?” Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs MadarchodNe Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“ Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi. Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara” Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“ Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“ Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?” Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?” Lady: “Nahi.” Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye” Lady: “Kyun?” Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“ Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya Sub...

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list. 1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night" 3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him. 4. Someone is "Driving" ...since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!! 5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis! 6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!".. Guess his time stood still 7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month. Living in Paradise? 8. Someone is alwz 'available'.. How free Are you????? 9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list! 10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"... Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service? 11. Some says, "can...

Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarassing... Professor asked the same question to a Male Student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of an human eye..." Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high..."

A romantic moment Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha, Ladke ne Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho? Ladki khamosh rahi. Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rhi ho? Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu nikal gaye. Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bta do nhi to mai jaan de dunga Ladki ne bheegi palkon k saath Rait Par Likha . . . . . . . . ........ "Paad Maar rahi thi POTTI Nikal Gai..

HR Manager in Heaven!!! One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said God. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules." And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened ...