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A tribute to Patiala peg. I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I: Any news on Chopra's daughter's marriage Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sin

WORK PRESSURE... ________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _________________________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _________________________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _________________________________________ I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _________________________________________ Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap…. ___________________________________

All new Rocking SARDARS back again!! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL

A diary entry by a man - Last week , my girlfriend and I were. into bed for the first time. Well, the passion started started to heat up, and suddenly she said, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! Whats that?!' She said: 'You ve really not touched my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep dejected. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big big departmental store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to co

Before King Paul goes to war, He locks his beautiful wife in a room & gives the key to his best friend Fergus. "If I am not back within 4 years, open the room and she is all yours" He sits on his horse & goes.. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud behind him. He stops & sees his friend Fergus behind him on horse...... "What's wrong ?" Paul asks. Out of breath, Fergus answers, "it's the wrong Key...!!" Men Will Be Men

रोचक तथ्य >>>> 1. टाइटैनिक जहाज को बनाने को लिए उस समय 35 करोड़ 70 लाख रूपये लगे थे जब कि टाइटैनिक फिलम बनाने के लिए 1000 करोड़ के लगभग लागत आई.... 2. बिल गेट्स हर सेकेण्ड में करीब 12000 रुपये कमाते हैं यानि एक दिन में करीब 102 करोड़ रूपये. 3. राष्ट्रपति जार्ज बुश ने एक बार जपानी प्रधानमंन्त्री की कुर्सी पर उल्टी कर दी थी. 4. चीन में एक 17 साल के लड़के ने i pad2 और i phone के लिए अपनी kidney बेच दी थी. 5. धरती पे जितना भार सारी चीटीयों का है उतना ही सारे मनुष्यो का है. 6. Octopus के तीन दिल होते हैं. 8. सिर्फ मादा मच्छर ही आपका ख़ून चूसती हैं. नर मच्छर सिर्फ आवाजे करते हैं. 9. ब्लु वेहल एक साँस में 2000 गुबारो जितनी हवा खिचती है और बाहर निकालती है. 10. मच्छलीयो की यादआसत सिर्फ कुछ सेकेंड की होती है. 11. पैराशूट की खोज हवाईजहाज से 1 सदी पहले हुई थी. 12. कंगारु उल्टा नही चल सकते. 13. चीन में आप किसी व्यकित को 100 रूपया प्रति घंटा अपनी जगह लाइन में लगने के लिए कह सकते है. 14. Facebook उपयोग करने वाली सबसे बुजुर्ग मनुष्य 105 साल की एक महिला है जिसका नाम Lil

Racism! Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. In London, a customer asked,"Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?" The shopkeeper says "are you a "Sardar"? The guy, clearly offended, says,"Yes I am...But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish? The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar?" The shopkeeper replied, Because, you are in a "wine shop"..

QAn amazing story: plZ read.. ;) I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wi

Management Lesson : One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man. The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason. Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own. Now take a new look at the same story. The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walke

Nipple Nipple Little Star  Can I fuck U in My Car Up above Ur Boobs So High Always milky Never dry Let Me Press it Don't feel Shy Open Ur Panty Let Me Try 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . . Wife: I have fever . . . Husband : I know that, So i have powdered my penis with Crocin Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!! 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate .. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin, USTAAD kaale ke kaale.. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?” Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“ 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020: Jack and Jill went up the hill, To have lots of sex n thrill Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal, And Jill came down Shouting i-pill i-pill 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping . She Removes Her Top, More Claps.. .. Removes Her

Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence... Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren't they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think natural. Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? . Total Silence . Test 3: Men will always be Men - Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!"

Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha. Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah! Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna. Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti pani dal jata hai. Touching story... A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound. Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat... Designer piece hai!!! Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai..... Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai... Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta... . . . . . . . . . Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

The Director of movie 'Life of Pi', is planning 3 movies in India. The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan is titled.. 'Life Of Rai' The Second, casting Shiny Ahuja, is ' Life Of Bai' The Third, casting Sunny Leone is called 'Life On Char Pai' !!

In RAMLEELA.. why does Ranveer Singh sings... "Lahu muh lag gaya...." . . . . . . . . . Because Deepika was having her periods..:

Somewhere between Sachin's last test match and his Farewell speech, . . . . Many fell in love with Sara Tendulkar...

1. Kamasutra says : f you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy.... No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!! Vulgar but true so its worth reading... #...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. #...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. #...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! #...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! #...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. #...Practi

Khatarnak solution --- Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu.... Ab DIL tham lo ..... Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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If Ishant Sharma entered in BIG BOSS 7 - How he will be greeted Kamya : Are ye wohi hai jisko sab bolte hain Teri maa ka bhosda Pratyusha : Awwwwww aapki maa ka bhosda Guahar : Hello my name is Gauhar aapki maa ka bhosda Sangram : Yeh toh har ek ki apni apni soch hai par phir main yeh bolunga ki Ishant ji aapki maa ka bhosda Armaan : Abe ja be salle India ko harane wale ghatiya bowler Teri maa ka bhosda Ajaz : Kya bhai tu toh famous ho Gaya sab Bol rehlre ki aapki maa ka bhosda bhai Andy : Hamara bowler kaise ho,Ishant ki maa ke bhosde jaisa ho At last Big boss : Ishant aap confession room mein aaye Ishant : ji big boss Big boss : Ishant aapki maa ka bhosda Ab aap ja sakte hain

"Guzri hui jindgi ko               kabhi yaad na kar, Taqdir me jo likha hai             uski fariyad na kar...    Jo hoga wo hokar rahega,              Tu kalki fikar me       apni aaj ki hasi                   barbad na kar... Hans marte hue bhi gata hai     aur Mor nachte hue bhi rota hai... Ye jindagi ka funda hai boss     Dukho wali raat                       neend nahi aati Aur   Khushi wali raat                          kaun sota hai!

एक दिन एक औरत गोल्फ खेल रही थी. जब उसने बॉल को हिट किया तो वह जंगल में चली गई. जब वह बॉल को खोजने गई तो उसे एक मेंढक मिला जो जाल में फंसा हुआ था. मेंढक ने उससे कहा - "अगर तुम मुझे इससे आजाद कर दोगी तो मैं तुम्हें तीन वरदान दुंगा. "महिला ने उसे आजाद कर दिया . . . मेंढक ने कहा - "धन्यवाद, लेकिन तीन वरदानों में मेरी एक शर्त है जो भी तुम मांगोगी तुम्हारे पति को उससे दस गुना मिलेगा . . . . महिला ने कहा - "ठीक है" उसने पहला बरदान मांगा कि मैं संसार की सबसे खुबसूरत स्त्री बनना चाहती हूँ मेंढक ने उसे चेताया - "क्या तुम्हें पता है कि ये वरदान तुम्हारे पति को संसार का सबसे सुंदर व्यक्ति बना देगा . . . महिला बोली - "दैट्स ओके, क्योंकि मैं संसार की सबसे खुबसूरत स्त्री बन जाउंगी और वो मुझे ही देखेगा..!" मेंढक ने कहा - "तथास्तु" . . . अपने दूसरे वरदान में उसने कहा कि मैं संसार की सबसे धनी महिला बनना चाहती हूँ . . . मेंढक ने कहा - "यह तुम्हारे पति को विश्व का सबसे धनी पुरुष बना देगा और वो तुमसे दस गुना पैसे वाला होग

Sania Mirza back in India.. Milk prizes down by Rs 2.. Haso mat kamino dono alag alag news hai.

Lessons in marketing: It takes one Aishwarya to sell a Diamond.. . . . . . and . . . . . 3 Abhisheks to sell a Simcard..

Sachin's Speech.... "Friends please settle down, I'll get more emotional! It's hard to believe my wonderful journey is coming to an end. I've a list of names to thank. The first is my father, who passed away in 1999. Without his guidance I wouldn't be standing in front of you. he said 'chase your dreams, don't give up, the path will be difficult.' I miss him today. My mom, I don't know how she managed a naughty child like me. She just prayed and prayed from the day I started playing the game. For four years I stayed with my uncle and aunt when in school, they treated me like their own son. My eldest brother Nitin doesn't like to talk ,much but he said, whatever you do, I know you will give 100%. My first cricket bat was presented to me by my sister Savita. She still continues to fast while I bat. Ajit my brother - We have lived this dream together, he sacrificed his career for me, he took me to Achrekar sir first. Even la

Sachin got out on 74 And his birthdate 24/4/74.... 24 years of career 4th position of batting and ended carreer at 74 runs... Wht a co-incidence UPDATE : Sachin's year of birth i s 73

Sachin will fade away from public memory soon - javed miandad . . . . . . . . . Dear Javed miandad Jitane runs hamare sachin ne banaye hain... Utane square feet tumhara poora Pakistan hai... Aur ha ab Ishant Sharma ki nahi. Javed Miandad ki maa ka bhosda...

Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: "Sir I have two openings for you...!" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... KUTTA KAHIN KA.

A Spiritual Thought...Read carefully .................................. Good day is not created by GOD....... Nor is designed by our parents.......... Not even prepared by us............... Nature too does not give us a good day.................. Is it our friends.... ? Or our Family ...... ? Or is it our self ... ? No!............................... Good Day is Manufactured only by Britannia biscuit company . ting ting tidiiinnnngggg!

Nokrani-Madam Aapke Bete Ne Macchar Kha Lia Madam-Toh Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula Nokrani-Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi.Maine All Out! Pila Diya.

Teacher: If a girl/boy will kiss u thn wat gonna u do ? Boyzz: Kuch nhi mam (lagta hai ye item kiss chahti hai.) Girls: ham bhi kuch nhi karenge mam (agar muje koi kiss kare me to use kiss karte jaungi) Teacher: ok aap sab acche students ho (ye kaise students hai zindagi me kuch karna hi nhi) Boyzz: Thank u (tu kya soachi ham teri jaise item ko kiss karne k chakkar me apni gf ko kho de. Ham karenge aur vo bhi bedroom me.) Girls:Thank u (Hamare bf kitne acche hai iss mc k bato me nhi aaye iska matlab ye sirf hamse pyar karte hai. Me sirf apne bf ko kiss karungi) Boyzz rockzz and win gf heart and a bed trip to Teacher.

एक बार एक  हवाई जहाज मे 5 व्यक्ति सफर कर रहे थे , सचिन , अंबानी , राहुल गांधी, नरेंद्र मोदी और एक छोटी सी बच्ची। अचानक जहाज मे कुछ खराबी आ गई। वहाँ पर चार पैराशूट थे। सचिन बोला: मैं विश्व का महान बल्लेबाज हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है, फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया। अंबानी बोला: मैं भारत के धनी लोगो मे से हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है, फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया। राहुल गांधी बोला : मैं इस देश का सबसे लोकप्रिय नेता हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है। फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया। नरेंद्र मोदी बच्ची से बोले: बेटा आप देश की भविस्य हो, जाओ आप अंतिम पैराशूट लेकर कूद जाओ। बच्ची बोली : लेकिन यहा पर तो  दो पैराशूट है, राहुल गांधी तो मेरा  स्कूल बैग लेकर कूद गया !

Women are a strange breed..!! They Paint their Lips : Show off their inner-wear ;) Flaunt their bodies especially Cleavage : Wear Butt-Hugging Jeans; AND Then expect men to notice their Emotions!!! 

Most Matches in Odi :463 Most Matches in Test :198 Most runs in Test :15837 runs Most runs in ODI :18426 runs Most Fours in odi :2016 fours Most Fours in test :2044 Fours Most 150+ scores in odi :5 Most 150+ scores in test :20 Most hundreds by a batsman in Test:51 hundreds Most Hundreds by a batsman in ODI :49 hundreds Most Ninties in Odi :18 Most Ninties in Test :10 Most fifties by a batsman in Test :67 Most fifties by a batsman in ODI :96 Most Man of Match in odi :62 Most Man of series in odi :15 Most Balls Faced in odi :21367 Most ODI runs in a calendar year :1,894 ODI runs in 1998. Most centuries in a calendar year :9 ODI centuries in 1998. Most runs scored by a batsman in ODI tournament finals: Tendulkar 1851, Most centuries hit by a batsman in ODI tournament Finals: Tendulkar (6 ton) Most Runs in world cup :2278 Most Runs in single world cup :673 Runs in 2003 world cup Most Hundreds in world cup :6 Most fifties in world cup :15 First 200 in ODI Most

Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai. Wah wah. Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai. Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai . --------------- Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai, char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.. ---------------------- BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..?? GaL :  Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai... BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..?? GaL : Sirf 88% .. Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr .. Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!! =================== Straight Insult : HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......? WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai... ==================== Classic insult.. . . Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.. Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??.. ------------------- Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .

IT IS INTERESTING..!! Day-1 of 1st TEST WI scored 234/10 :-2+3+4+1+0 = 10... India scored 37/0 :-3+7+0 = 10 Number of runs scored today :-234 + 37 = 271 = 2+7+1 = 10 Wickets fell 1st Day = 10 Sachin's Jersey no. = 10 10, 10, Everywhere !!! When God took wkt score was 192/7 :- 1+9+2+7=19 1+9=10.. sachin took his 46th test wicket 4 +6 = 10 .... truly 10dulkar... & Sachin also scored 10 !!

Old but good lines : अर्ज़ किया है: उड़ती हुई फ्रॉक को काबू में रखो; उड़ती हुई फ्रॉक को काबू में रखो; वाह! वाह! पैंटी ना पहनो कोई बात नहीं, कम से कम बगीचा तो साफ़ रखो। हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो हमसे सेक्स कर बैठे; वाह वाह। हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो हमसे सेक्स कर बैठे; वो पैंटी पहनने ही वाली थी कि हम फिर से मुस्कुरा बैठे। मेरे हैं सिर्फ दो ही टट्टे; वाह वाह... भोसड़ी के पहले सुन तो। मेरे हैं सिर्फ दो ही टट्टे; यार चूस के बता, मीठे हैं या खट्टे। गर्लफ्रेंड अपने बॉयफ्रेंड की फटी अंडरवियर देख कर कहा, "तुम देसी चड्डी पहनते हो , ब्रांडेड नहीं? बॉयफ्रेंड: जात ना पूछो साधू की पूछ लीजिये ज्ञान, मोल करो तलवार का फटी रहन दो म्यान। एक गुब्बारे वाले की दुकान के बाहर लिखा था: अगर अपने बच्चों को गुब्बारा नहीं दिला सकते तो वक्त पे गुब्बारा चढ़ा लिया करो। पटियाला की दो बातें बड़ी मशहूर हैं। पहला पटियाला पेग और दूसरा पटियाला सलवार। एक चढ़ने के बाद मजा देती है और दूसरी उतरने के बाद। सकारात्मक सोच (Positive thinking) को कैसे बढाया जा सकता है: . . . . . . आप एफ टीवी

Beautifull evergreen thought: "Nothing is more beautifull than a true and believing heart." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every man is an idiot But not every man is a genius.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SUKHE PATTO KI TARAH BIKHRE THE HAM, KISI NE SAMETA BHI TO SIRF JALANE KE LIYE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dream it … Wish it… Do it…!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fear of failure is a father of failure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A gud notice at wall of a TEMPLE:- "Dont leave ur Mobile/Wallet/Handbag/Gf/Bf alone.. Others may think it is an answr to their prayers…!!";-)

A couple went to a sex therapist office at CARE Hospital. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?"The man said,"Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"and charged them Rs.300. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked,"exactly what are you trying to find out?"The man said, …….."We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house – I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 5000, Taj charges Rs.4000 , Le Meridian charges Rs.2500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim……..;-) XD

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