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Fresh stocks of Rajni jokes are here..  Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...! People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator... Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: only 2 or 3. Reporter: only 2 or 3? Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts! Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second... Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti When Rajnikant was a student! You ...

This is a Killer One ..... Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola. Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye. Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ? Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko. Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi. Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K. Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya??? Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja. Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua??? Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai, itni si baat ke liye tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya......

All new series of Rajnikanth: Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'! Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass! Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!! Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale! The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!! When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!" Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!! Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy! Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that since Light came second!! Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" ————————- When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth. ———————————- Why does needle of magnet...