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Tujhe Dekhta Hu To Accha Lagta Hai, Tujhse Bolta Hu To Accha Lagta Hai, Bhale Hi Ho Dard Dunia Bhar Ka Mere Jeevan Me Par, Mai Ek Pal Tujhe Sochta Hu To Accha Lagta Hai..

My hubby/wife is one of my greatest blessings from God.  His/her love is a gift that I open everyday ---------------------------------------------- Your LOVE  and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD...!!! ---------------------------------------------- I started beliving in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1⃣st tym tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING  ---------------------------------------------- My reason for smiling,  My reason for living.  My reason for loving,  My reason for caring.  My reason for everything I do, is simply you.  So never change!  I love you❤️ ---------------------------------------------- When You Are Crying.!!  Think About Her And You Smile..  ---------------------------------------------- Our dayz r happier wen v giv people bit of our heart rather dan piece of our mind....

जिसको आज मुझमें हज़ारों गलतियां नज़र आती है.... कभी उसी ने कहाँ था "तुम जैसे भी हो, मेरे हों ----------------------------------------------- LOVE looks not with the eyes,but with THE SOUL  ----------------------------------------------- बस इतनी सी ज़िंदगी चाहिये मुझे.... जो तेरे साथ गुज़र जाये.. ----------------------------------------------- When i breathe in its ME ..  When i breathe out its YOU...  Now my life depends on YOU ..  ----------------------------------------------- If life really does flash before your eyes, I only want to see pictures of you and me !! :') ----------------------------------------------- Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight... That even air couldn't fill the space between us☺️ -----------------------------------------------  "उनसे नजरे मिली थी बस इतना याद है इक छोटी सी वारदात कहा से कहा ले गई मुझे".....!! ----------------------------------------------- WheN u seE Ur whATs aPp  n u g...

Tere Pyar Ki Hifazat Kuch Iss Tarah Karnenge  Tere Haatho Me Apne Haath Ka Aur Labon Apne Labon Ka Pehra Rakhenge,

Everytime I look N ur eyes, I see Heaven... Everytime I hear ur voice, I hear music..... Everytime U hold me, I feel safe.......... But When U say "I Love You."  I know that my world is complete!

I Am All Yours. My Eyes Are To Stare You. My Heart Is To Beat For You. My Mouth Is To Talk To You. My Arms Are To Hold You Tight. My Ears Are To Hear Your Sweet Voice. My Legs Are To Go For A Walk With You. My Shoulders Are To Put Your Head On. When You Need To. My Everything Is Only Yours Baby. I Am Only Yours..Forever..!!

Tumhara Narm O Nazuk Hath Ho Gr Mere Haathon Me  To Me Ye Samjhu Ga Ke Jaisay Do Jahaan Ho Meri Muthi Me

सोचा था घर बना कर बैठुंगा सुकून से... पर घर की ज़रूरतों ने मुसाफ़िर बना डाला ! ------------------------------------------ रख् अपने हि पास् अपने सितारे  ए आसमन्. हम् खुद् किसिकि आन्ख् के तारे है  ईन् दिनो ख़ामोश बैठे हे तो लोग कहते हे उदासी अच्छी नही लगती,, और ज़रा सा हँस लुँ,तो लोग मुस्कुराने की वजह पुछ लेते हे.!!!!! "चुपके से धड़कन में उतर जायेंगे, राहें उल्फत में हद से गुजर जायेंगे, आप जो हमें इतना चाहेंगे..... हम तो आपकी साँसों में पिघल जायेंगे."  ---------------------------------------------- तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें..... इन्सानों को पहचानने की...! यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से ....  सब नकाब बदलते हैं...! अपने गुनाहों पर सौ पर्दे डालकर. हर शख़्स कहता है- यै दुनिया मैरे कम कि नही!!! ---------------------------------------------

If U want 2 be happy 4 a day, get a date. Happy 4 a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

Har Kadam Pe Tera Sath Chahiye, Sanas Lene Se Pehle, Sanas Lene Ke Baad Chahiye, Agar Ho Tujhe Mere Mohbbat Se Inkaar Kabhi, To Ye Inkaar Bhi Tere Ikraar Ke Baad Chahiye..!

Dekha Kal raat kisi ko sapne me apne Ker hi Kya sakte hai hum Jo Na ho pass apne  Chah ke bhi yaado se kaise bhula de tujhe Sanso me base ho Tum ho Jo mere apne

Beautiful poem about Life- I've seen castles made out of sand, Met people who believe destiny is engraved on the palm of their hands..!! I've seen people change their faith, Experienced love change into hate..!! I've seen people grow younger with age, And a bird who wouldn't fly out of an open cage..!! I've seen love sold for money, People who are devastated inside but outside they're funny..!! I've seen the unicorn fall in love with the toad, People who owned half the city have now hit the road..!! I've learned to expect the unexpected, Perfection doesn't exist, we are all defected..!! Everyone cries, some just hide their tears, They say coal turns into diamond over a thousnd years..!! Someone may believe you are one in a million, For others you are just another nobody in the billion...!! So live life with all that you have, Cherish all your moments whether happy or sad...!! Feel blessed wi...

Jab Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai, Dil Khun Ke Aansu Rota Hai, Yeh Dard Denewala Kya Jane, Dil Ka Dard Kaisa Hota Hai. ` Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi Yaadein Hamse Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tumse Ye Dost Teri Baatein Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti Chhoti Baatein. ` Mat Poocho Ke, Kitna Aapko Yaad Karte Hai Itna Ke, Har Saans Ke Bad Karte Hai… Kisi Din Lekar Aaye, Tumhe Hamare Samne Bas Yahi Khudha Se, Fariyad Karte Hai… ` Doorian Bahut Hai Par Itna Smajh Lo, Pass Rahkar Hi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota, Tum Dil Ke Pas Itne Ho Ki, Dooriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota. ` Raat Ke Andhere Mein Sara Jahan Sota Hai, Lekin Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Ek Dil Rota Hai, Khuda Kare Ki Kisi Par Koi Fida Na Ho, Agar Ho To Maut Se Phele Juda Na Ho. ` Yaad Me Teri Aahe Bharta Hai Koi Har Saans Ke Saath Tujhe Yaad Karta Hai Koi Maut Sachai Hai Ek Roj Aani Hai Lekin Teri Judaai Me Har Roz Marta Hai Koi ` Karoge Yaad Ek Din Saath Beete Zamane...

Awesome msg: Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar". Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok". Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do". Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi". Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai"..... Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k.... "Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath, To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath"

"Guzri hui jindgi ko               kabhi yaad na kar, Taqdir me jo likha hai             uski fariyad na kar...    Jo hoga wo hokar rahega,              Tu kalki fikar me       apni aaj ki hasi                   barbad na kar... Hans marte hue bhi gata hai     aur Mor nachte hue bhi rota hai... Ye jindagi ka funda hai boss     Dukho wali raat                       neend nahi aati Aur   Khushi wali raat                       ...