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Having a “new boyfriend” every month doesn't mean you gorgeous it means you easy and retarded ... ---------------------------------------------- Alcohol doesn't make you fat , it make you lean on .. tables,chairs and random people ... --------------------------------------------- *missed a call* *calls back* *no answer* WTF, did u die within 3 seconds ... --------------------------------------------- Today at the park I saw a boy sleeping on a bench. So I called the police and said I saw a kid napping ... --------------------------------------------- That awkward moment when twins are fighting one calls the other one ugly .. --------------------------------------------- My eating schedule: breakfast Snack brunch snack lunch snack pre dinner snack dinner midnite snack ... ---------------------------------------------

Seeing a spider isn't too much of a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears ----------------------------------------------- My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. ----------------------------------------------- Sleep is my drug My bed is my dealer And my alarm clock is the police. ----------------------------------------------- I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I end up punching myself in the face. ----------------------------------------------- The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them "370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down. ----------------------------------------------- Jesus can walk on water .... I can walk on cucumbers ... Cucumbers 96% water.  Me: 96% jesus .. ;) ----------------------------------------------- I love it when the laugh is funnier than the joke :) ----------------------------------------------- I like to nam...