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The person who hates you, loves you the most.. ----------------------------------------------- Be you !!! The world will adjust. ----------------------------------------------- So many assume.  So few know.  ----------------------------------------------- Haste Raho..aur yuhi Har ek ke Dil❤️ main Basthe raho... ----------------------------------------------- I got less but i got best!  ----------------------------------------------- Dnt try 2 hard to serch 4 luv. In d end, love vl find u ,sometimes in d mst unexpected way. ---------------------------------------------- Nafrat utni hi karo, ke kal Chahat bura na man jaye.. ---------------------------------------------- Don't be voilent be silent and show your talent..  ---------------------------------------------- This world is turning me evil... I guess they want to experience the hell.♠️😈♠️ ---------------------------------------------- A smiling face always has a painful hear...

Funny but true 10 oneliners from INDIA 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.. 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.. 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you.. 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA.. 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India.. 6. In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss.. 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks.. 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals.. 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars.. 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair..

लहरों को शांत देखकर यह मत समझना कि समुन्द्र में रवानी (तेज) नहीं है ! जब हम उठेंगे तो तूफ़ान बनके उठेंगे, अब तक हमने उठने की ठानी नहीं है !!

Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start! You can't stop! ----------------------------------------------------------------- An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS ! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you. ----------------------------------------------------------------- MBB...

Can't remember to forget you.. ------------------------------------------------ Live alone☝️ Live Legend ------------------------------------------------ Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked  ------------------------------------------------ Take care of 'YOUR STATUS' & don't be care taker of 'MY STATUS'... ------------------------------------------------ तेरे DP से नजर नही हटती नोटीफिकेशन हम क्या देखे ।

When Kapil sharma was born, Doctor said- Mubarak ho, baba ji ka thullu hua hain.

1. What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me. 2. I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity. 3. If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town. 4. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks 5. I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn". 6. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later" 7. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 8. Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces? 9. Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE! 10. Blow me you fat ugly hoe 11. I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. 12. "I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way." 13. hey baby, thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it! 14. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, ...

Q: What would u call a dead Vijay Mallya..? . . . . . . . . Ans: Bejaan Daaruwala....

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. #...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. #...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! #...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! #...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. #...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.

1.  I  dress to kill. Unfortunately, my cooking is similar. 2.  Dear  Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls. 3. That  awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. 4.  Sometimes,  when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. 5.  Girls  spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. 6.  When  someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing. 7.  I  wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.' 8.  You'd  be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! 9.  I  don't have designer clothes in my closet. I just wear them once and give them back. 10.  A  woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

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Sania Mirza back in India.. Milk prizes down by Rs 2.. Haso mat kamino dono alag alag news hai.

Beautifull evergreen thought: "Nothing is more beautifull than a true and believing heart." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every man is an idiot But not every man is a genius.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SUKHE PATTO KI TARAH BIKHRE THE HAM, KISI NE SAMETA BHI TO SIRF JALANE KE LIYE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dream it … Wish it… Do it…!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fear of failure is a father of failure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A gud notice at wall of a TEMPLE:- "Dont leave ur Mobile/Wallet/Handbag/Gf/Bf alone.. Others may think it is an answr to their prayers…!!";-)