Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
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Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
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Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?
Baba-Condom use karte Ho.
Bhakt- karta Hu.
Baba-Condom mohalle me baant do, kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...
Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"
GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"
Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..
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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..
Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.
BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?
BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega
Mallika Sherawat ko
MIXY Chalate dekh
Naukar bola:
Madam JUICE
Bana rahi ho kya.?
:
Mallika: Nahi re
MIXY Chalate dekh
Naukar bola:
Madam JUICE
Bana rahi ho kya.?
:
Mallika: Nahi re
2 Din ke hi KAPDE the
To socha Isi me dho lu.....
To socha Isi me dho lu.....