Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection 30 Sep 2013

Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection 30 Sep 2013

Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:-  Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
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Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?
Baba-Condom use karte Ho.
Bhakt- karta Hu.
Baba-Condom mohalle me baant do, kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...
Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"
GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"
Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..
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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..
Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.
BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?
BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega
Mallika Sherawat ko
MIXY Chalate dekh
Naukar bola:
Madam JUICE
Bana rahi ho kya.?
:
Mallika: Nahi re
2 Din ke hi KAPDE the
To socha Isi me dho lu.....

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