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Dear Shikhar Dhawan,  Firstly, congratulations on team India's 130 run victory against South Africa. T hat is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been awarded a rating of 'C' (Average Performer) for this match.  We realised that your score of 137 was not required when India could win by 130 runs anyway. Only 7 runs from you were needed for the win.  We thank you for your efforts and we wish you all the best for rest of the series. Should you have any questions on the appraisal system, please feel free to contact us during your net practice.  - HR Manager

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