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Ek Nayi Aayi Lady Teacher Ne Class Ke Baccho se Unke Maa Baap Kya Kaam Karte Hai Pocha Ek Choti Ladki ne Bataya Ki Uski Mummy Doctor Hai Golu Ne Bataya ki Uske Papa Engineer Hai Ab Pappu ki Baari Thi Vo Khada Huva Aur Bola Ki Uski Mummy Call Girl Hai :D Teacher Bahot dayalu Thi usse Pappu Par Bahot Daya Aa rahi thi ussne Pappu Ko Principal Ke Pass Bhej Diya :D 15min Baad Jab pappu Vapas Aaya To Teacher Ne usse Pocha - Tumne Principal Ko Apni problem Batayi Beta?? Pappu - Ha batayi Teacher - Kya Kaha Unhone ?? Pappu - Unhone muje choclate Diya Aur Meri Mummy Ka Mobile Number Manga :D :D

Mai hoo Aam student Aam student ab jaag chuka hai, aakhir kya chahta hai aam student? Aam student yahi chahta hai ki easy paper ho, chota syllabus ho, examiner bikau ho. Aam student ki khwaishey bohot choti hai, usko kya chahiye, teacher jo padha sake, exam mei pass kara sake, practicals hum kyu karre ye bata sake, tabhi toh khush ho payega aam student. Aam student ab thak chuka hai, jaag raha hai aam student. ab aur nai sahega aam student, kranti aa chuki hai. schoolo mei desh bhar mei aam students dharne per baith rahe hai, anshan kar rahe hai, kyu? insaaf chahiye unko. aakhir kaun hai ye Aam student? Aam student voh hai jo paper k baad passing marks batorne ki koshish karta hai. Aam student vo hai jo har baar sehma hua rehta hai, ki kahi cut off jyada na ho, kahi question out of syllabus na ho, kahi quota ki vajah se latak na gaye ho. Aam aadmi iss desh ka voh daba kuchla varg hai jo tadap raha hai, par ab aur nai. ...

MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of. A Girl raised her hand: "Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?"  Suddenly silence in hall. Girl:Oops.  Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece: My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! 

टीचर :- 'एक पन्त, दुई काज' मुहावरे को वाक्य में प्रयोग करो..? विद्यार्थी : - मुन्सिदास मूतन गए..।  मूतन लग गई पाद..।।  पादत-पादत.. हग दियो..।  एक पन्त, दुई काज..।। 

Teacher: If a girl/boy will kiss u thn wat gonna u do ? Boyzz: Kuch nhi mam (lagta hai ye item kiss chahti hai.) Girls: ham bhi kuch nhi karenge mam (agar muje koi kiss kare me to use kiss karte jaungi) Teacher: ok aap sab acche students ho (ye kaise students hai zindagi me kuch karna hi nhi) Boyzz: Thank u (tu kya soachi ham teri jaise item ko kiss karne k chakkar me apni gf ko kho de. Ham karenge aur vo bhi bedroom me.) Girls:Thank u (Hamare bf kitne acche hai iss mc k bato me nhi aaye iska matlab ye sirf hamse pyar karte hai. Me sirf apne bf ko kiss karungi) Boyzz rockzz and win gf heart and a bed trip to Teacher.

A boy was very sad in class. The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy : 9, maam! Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy : 36, maam! And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. " Teacher says to the ...

New teacher - all the students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy - my name is nilesh and my hobby is watching  moon 2nd boy -my name is sandy and my hobby is watching  moon 3rd boy- my name is khan and my hobby is watching  moon. All boys told same hobby And then teacher says: gud,now its girls turn 1st girl: my name is  moon.