Funny Boyfriend-Girlfriend Joke : Neel Apni GF Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya

Funny Boyfriend-Girlfriend Joke : Neel Apni GF Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska stomach kharab tha us din.... puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh me pani aa gaya..
GF's father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle,aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.
Achanak neel k stomach me gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted
"Poooooooo...."
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se."
Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya...
2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."
Gf's gusse me: Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se...
Neel fir se bahut khush hua....
Gf:- sorry neel, ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel k paas se...
Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla...
"POOOONNNNN...."
GF's father:- abe saale Tommy jab wo ladka tere upar hug dega tab bhagega kya waha se..

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