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I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best. ----------------------------------------------- People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart  ---------------------------------------------- STATUS are meant for WINNERS Not for LOSSER  ---------------------------------------------- Born with winner Quality's  ---------------------------------------------- When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die :)

I love <3 being in that mood where everything is hilarious... ----------------------------------------------- Dekh bhai...Jo karna hai kar... Candy crush ki request na bhej.. ----------------------------------------------- Hum Woh Sikander hain, Jo Sab ko rakhte hain apne Dil ke andar.... ----------------------------------------------- I want everything, but i want that with you! <3 ----------------------------------------------- Short walk is much beautiful den long drive with sumone...<3 ----------------------------------------------- People who hate u r the ones who view your profile the most..✌️ ----------------------------------------------- Pride in my pocket and ego in my bank !

The person who hates you, loves you the most.. ----------------------------------------------- Be you !!! The world will adjust. ----------------------------------------------- So many assume.  So few know.  ----------------------------------------------- Haste Raho..aur yuhi Har ek ke Dil❤️ main Basthe raho... ----------------------------------------------- I got less but i got best!  ----------------------------------------------- Dnt try 2 hard to serch 4 luv. In d end, love vl find u ,sometimes in d mst unexpected way. ---------------------------------------------- Nafrat utni hi karo, ke kal Chahat bura na man jaye.. ---------------------------------------------- Don't be voilent be silent and show your talent..  ---------------------------------------------- This world is turning me evil... I guess they want to experience the hell.♠️😈♠️ ---------------------------------------------- A smiling face always has a painful hear...

Life is short, why waste in updating Status.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode ----------------------------------------------------------------- I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply. ----------------------------------------------------------------- A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus. ----------------------------------------------------------------- All girls are like domain names?? The ones I like are already taken. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love... :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don't like.. Bahahaha :D ----------------------------------------------------------------- My Internet is down today; I...

'Baby I'm addicted, I'm out of control, you're the drug that keeps me from dying' - Me talking to oxygen.

HeY theRe! baAp kO maT sIkhA! ----------------------------------------- Life is a continuos process of adjustment !!! ----------------------------------------- You must be a math problem because you're difficult ----------------------------------------- Caring for someone means putting their needs above yours. ----------------------------------------- Clever is the slave; Smarter is the King.. ----------------------------------------- I Can't Even Find My Slipper Here..And People Are Looking For Love..??.. ----------------------------------------- I have got a right to be wrong, my mistakes will make me strong

Can't remember to forget you.. ------------------------------------------------ Live alone☝️ Live Legend ------------------------------------------------ Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked  ------------------------------------------------ Take care of 'YOUR STATUS' & don't be care taker of 'MY STATUS'... ------------------------------------------------ तेरे DP से नजर नही हटती नोटीफिकेशन हम क्या देखे ।

Al my life i die for ds shit Now i gonna live for this shit ------------------------------------------------------ tERI BanDi meRi fAN cAtcH mE iF u caN :P ----------------------------------------------- Love is the best medicine.. But Overdose can kill you! ----------------------------------------------- Life wil gve u mny surprises...sme wil b Gud  n sme wil b nt so Gud..bt u hve 2 accpt al the gifts wit happnes Bcoz ur life is also a gift.. ----------------------------------------------- Flirtationship status: I'm iPhone and she is Nokia  Fir bhi maine I Love You kaha to usne No-kia! ------------------------------------------------ In the absence of lOve .. I BeGan... SlowLy (buT suRely ) fAlling aPart ------------------------------------------------ Yes my ego is big, but my heart is bigger -----------------------------------------------

B lyk a clock . . Alwayz keep mvng n. . . . ------------------------------------------------ Don't waste a lie, when the truth is already doing it's job  ------------------------------------------------ Naya Saal, Nayi Pratigya: Jo yaad karega wahi yaad rahega!!  ------------------------------------------------ People change like seasons. I always stay fabulous..  ------------------------------------------------ My relationship status: Waiting a miracle ------------------------------------------------ In someone's book, you are the main character.!! ------------------------------------------------ I always remembers life's many responsibilities only on Sunday night  ------------------------------------------------ PERFECTION is the outcome of a million mistakes. ------------------------------------------------ I Don't Insult Them ... I Jas Describe Them  ------------------------------------------------ Get comfortable with be...

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1.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 2.My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. 3.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". 4.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'! 5.Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. 6.There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 7.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 8.Q : What's an Australian kiss? A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under 9.A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing. 10.Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A : Life sucks, job sucks and the...

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list. 1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night" 3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him. 4. Someone is "Driving" ...since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!! 5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis! 6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!".. Guess his time stood still 7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month. Living in Paradise? 8. Someone is alwz 'available'.. How free Are you????? 9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list! 10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"... Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service? 11. Some says, "can...