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Hindi Adult Whatsapp Joke : Kutta, Sher Aur Bander

1 bar 1 kutta jungle me rasta kho gaya tabhi waha sher aa gaya
kutta dar gaya..Paas me kuch sookhi haddiya padi thi. Kutta haddi chusne laga aur bola-wah sher ka shikaar karne me majaa aa gaya par pet nahi bhara 1 aur mil jaye to majaa aa jaye.
sher ne socha ye to bahot khatarnak kutta he .sher waha se bhag gaya...
Upar ped pe bandar betha tha usne socha k abhi kutte ki gaand marwata hu... Wo waha se sher k piche bhaga sach batane k liye
usne sher ko bataya k kaise kutte ne use chutiya banaya...
Sher bola abhi kutte ki gaand maarta hu
dono fir se kutte k paas aaye...
Kutta unhe dekh k fir haddi choosne laga aur bola- saale ek madarchod bandar ko bheja 1 ghanta ho gaya 1 sher nahi fasaa k laa saka.
Sher bola bhen k lund bandar meri maa chudwana chahta hai aur sher us bandar ko kha gaya
moral- udta teer apni gaand me loge to gaand tumhari hi maregi....