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टीचर : प्रसंग सहित व्याख्या करो - "भीगे होंठ तेरे , प्यासा दिल ये मेरा" स्टूडेंट : ये लाइन बॉलीवूड की प्रसिद्ध कवि संत , श्री इमरान हाश्मी जी की रचना 'मर्डर ' की प्रसिद्ध कविता "भीगे होंठ तेरे " से ली गयी है . इस कविता में कवि जब भी, देवी मल्लिका को निर्वस्त्र , नाचते हुए देखता है तो , उनका सब्र टूट जाता है और वो कहते हैं "हे देवी !!!, जिस तरह तुम्हारे , होंठों के अंदर का जल , तुम्हारी प्यास बुझा रहा है ,, उसी तरह मैं भी उसी जल से अपनीं प्यास बुझाना चाहता हूँ ", इन लाइन्स से हमको कवि की कमीने एवम अश्लील होने का एहसास होता है . कवि के भाव सरल एवम स्पष्ट रूप से ठरकी है . उन्होंने बहुत कठोर भावों को , बड़ी सरलता से अपनी रचना में दिखाया है !!

SIX Ya SEX.. Utha k Maro to SIX.. Leta k Maro to SEX.. Bahar Gaya to SIX.. Ander Gaya to SEX.. Dono Haath Uper to SIX.. Dono Pair Uper to SEX.. Enjoy IPL with i-Pill..

Now that KBC has started again, here's a fresh KBC joke: Santa Singh is playing KBC and is on the hot seat. His next question is for 1 Crore Rupees! Amitabh (confident as ever): Santaji, are you ready?? Yeh raha Aapka Agla Sawaal, 1 Crore ke liye! In mein se Kon Vyakti Aaradhya Bacchan ke Pita hai? (Which among these persons is the father of Aaradhya Bacchan?) Here are your options: A) Salman Khan B) Hrithik Roshan C) Vivek Oberoi D) Abhishek Bacchan Amitabh (thinking to himself):  What a waste of a question! Surely he has to guess D. There's no other choice ! But Santa looks confused and takes his time  to answer .....  much to Big B's irritation !! Santa: I will go for life-line. Amitabh (totally flabbergasted): What .. Oh Life line? Ok very well! You have three life lines remaining:  50-50, Phone-a-friend and Audience Poll.  Which one will you choose first? Santa: I will go for Audience Pol

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D0UBLE MEANING ki limit: Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye. Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu KHADA hai.  Madam: Period to khatam hone do --------------------------- Awarded Double Meaning Joke: lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?" rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai." lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo...." ------------------------ Dudhwala Continuouslyc Ringing Door Bell. Lady from Inside: Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha To Paperwala hai; Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai...... -------''-------------------- Most confusing double meaning joke.. : Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya! Friend : Q??? Girl: Main "late gayi" thi.. -------------------------- 1st frnd to 2 Friend' "Lay mithai kha!" 2nd Friend: Kis baat ki? 1st frnd: Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,

पती अपनी बीवी से- मैं  तुम्हें एक बात बताना चाहता हूँ ! बीवी : क्या? पती- वो क्या है ना कि जब भी मैं तुम्हारे साथ सेक्स करता हूँ तो मैं दूसरी औरतों के बारे में सोचता हूँ। बीवी- कमीने, एक मैं हूँ कि जब भी किसी के साथ भी सेक्स करती हूँ तो सिर्फ तुम्हारे बारे में सोचती हूँ !

Aache din aa rahe hain  Today I saw a girl on scooty... She gave left indicator and she actually turned left... Unbelievble.. M still in shock.. 

The power of (Wo)men.. If you follow the right women, you become... Robert Vadra If you follow the wrong women, you become... Vijay Mallya If you don't follow women, you become... Narendra Modi Choose your type... Hang on..  Do not follow women blindly.. Else you become... Manmohan Singh !! 'Issued in public interest'

My wife was all excited about going to Mexico to watch a cock fight. But I ruined her exitement by telling her that it was just a couple of angry chickens fighting with each other...

Girls Status : Machar just bited me !! 129 Likes Boy 1 - Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar Boy 2 - Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye. Boy 3 - Rest kar lo babes !! Boy 4 - Uss ka address dena .. Boys Status : Got hit by an Aeroplane 0 Likes Boy 1 - Dekh ke challa kar saale Boy 2 - bhai chawanprash kha le.  

Mr. Modi, as soon as you become PM of India, request you to please look after the unwanted candy crush request we all have been getting on Facebook 

Whatsapp Status Of Various God: Chilling In Water - Vishnu On Cloud 9 - Brahma Busy With Apsara - Indra Hell Is Full - Yamraj..

Pesh hai nihayat hi gandi poem. Strictly adult. Ye hai poem --- "pyari dimple"" Hoon main sexy, naughty & simple, Pyaari hoon, naam hai dimple, Laga hai mujhko satravaan saal, Raaton ko hota hai haal behaal Khud hi dabaati hoon apni choochiyan,  Roz choot mein, daalti hoon ungliyaan, Sapno mein bas milte hain lund, aankh khule, to tanhai ki thund. Aise mein chat pe dekha jab usko, dil mera laga karne disco, woh thha mera naya padosi, umar pachhees, naam mohan joshi. Ankhiya mili, phir dil muskaaye jaldi hee hum aur karib aaye, phir ik din aisa bhi aaya, ek kamre mein sirf, mohan ko paaya Janam-janam ki pyaas thi meri, kaise sahti ab aur doori chipak gayi mohan ke tan se, laga choomne wo bhi manse. Choochi tan gayi, choot akad gayi, laga main ladki se aurat ban gayi, mohan ne mujhe kar diya nanga, kapde utare apne, shuru hogya panga Lund dekh ke, meri phat gayi,

Everytime I look N ur eyes, I see Heaven... Everytime I hear ur voice, I hear music..... Everytime U hold me, I feel safe.......... But When U say "I Love You."  I know that my world is complete!

Rajiv gandhi ke marne ke baad aaj ja ke..ma chudi hai rahul gandhi ki Paarty toh banti hai ...

Last  Sunday being MOTHER's Day, a boy accepted his mom's long pending Friend Request on Facebook!! Socha Maa khush ho jayegi!! Today morning he got a call from her: "Tu Goa kab gaya tha?" "Yeh saari ladkiyan kaun hai?" "Prateek (his roomie) cigarette pita hai? Uski mummy ka number de mujhe?" "Yeh Ankita kaun hai? Badi photo khichata hai tu iske saath?... Sach sach bata, sirf dost hai.. ya aur bhi koi baat hai?" "Kitne chote kapde pehenti hai yeh? Yeh sab nahi chalega.. keh deti hun!" "Yeh Sunny Leone Weone jaisi ko bhi Like kar rakha hai tune... Bhusa bhara hua hai tere dimaag mein" "Aur tu pub aur bar bhi jane laga hai.. meri kasam kha k bol, tu pita toh nahi hai?" "Mein abhi tere papa ko batati hun!!" Now he is thinking... By God, kyun add kar lia mom ko, baaki logo ki tarah Happy Mother's Day sms karne se bhi kaam chal hi jata !!

शुक्रवार 16 मई को देश में रिलीज़ होने वाली फिल्मे ं * "पाप का अंत" * "दूसरी आजादी" * "गुजरात का शेर" * "चोरों की बारात, पहुँची हवालात" * "मौसम है मोदियाना" * देश के दुश्मनों का जानी दुश्मन" * "सैकूकुर बोले कूँ कूँ" * "मोमता भागी बांग्लादेश" * "झाड़ू वाले इमानदार की बंद हुई दुकान" * "पप्पू टाफी खाये जीजाजी जेल जाये" * "शाहरुख भागा पाकिस्तान" * "नवाज बोले म्याऊँ म्याऊँ" * "नौटंकी खतम सफाई चालू"

The average man has had sex in a car 15 times,  That is something to keep in mind next time when you are looking for a used car!

Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe bhai chahiye Mummy : Beta Dad USA me hai, jaise hi wo ayenge hum baat karenge unse Kid - Aap unhe surprise bhi to de sakte ho ROCKING GENERATION

I never celebrate Mother's Day and Father's Day on particular day but i celebrate every day Mother's Day and Father's Day My Parents are my day and my month and my year and my whole life. Without them every thing is nothing like mirage

एक बार रजनीकांत चाँद पर घुमने गए... घुमते घुमते उन्हे पॉट्टी आई.. . . . फिर क्या था तभी से चाँद पर दाग लग गया !!!! 

Color of Bra Reflects a girl's mood.. White -Relax Mood, Red -Wild Mood, Black -Sexy Mood, Blue -Romantic Mood, Pink -Sharmili Mood, No BRA -Perfect MOOD. ------------------------- Teacher: Give example for "Rai ka pahad banana.."  Student: Padded bra.. ------------------------- Suhagrat pe Ladka Biwi ko sirf Kiss kr k so gaya.  Subah Maa boli,"Bahu, Mandir jane se Pehle Naha lo.. "Bahu- Gusse mein " Sirf Brush kar leti hu Maaji, baki sab Fresh hai. New collection ....  Badi behen honeymoon pe gayi.  Choti ne SMS kiya : Didi jo jeans di thi, jarur pehenana. Didi reply : Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehnane di, tuze jeans ki padi hai. ------------------- Wife & Husband returned from honeymoon after a week. Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week?  Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak. ------------------- Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time bachche ke pita ko apne paas d

A conversation between a Ben10 & a sugar mummy who met on a dating site : Sugar Mom: Hey babes Ben10 : Hi, long time, so what are doing ryt now? Sugar Mom : Just got off da shower baby, in my bed naked,had to throw the towel away, too hot. Ben10 : Mhhh wish I was there... Sugar Mum: Really? And do what lol? Ben10 :play wit those lovely tits,leak em, suck em, and then.... Sugar Mum : Lol then what? Did u get those p**sy pics I sent u? Hope u satisfied, u've been askin me for them for like forever. Ben10 : Damn those pics made me horny the whole week.... I still check em everynite b4 I sleep. Sugar Mum : Lol want some more? I'll shoot them right now..... Ben10 : Hell yeah why not....but u know what I want? I wanna leak that p**sy of yoz, I wanna f**k u like u've never been f**ed before. Sugar Mum : Baby u makin me sooo horny now, look what u've done, I'm dripping wet... Ben10 : Hey we should do this for real, that shouldnt be a problem since we are