Best Funny Jokes - Latest Hindi English Jokes

गर्लफ्रेंड– जानू आज कटप्पा बन जाओ ना😊😊😊😊😊 बॉयफ्रेंड– मतलब😳😳😳😳 गर्लफ्रेंड–मतलब यह कि. : : : : पीछे से मारो ना 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Girl : I'll ask you some random calculations. And you have to answer me right away! Boy : All right. Girl : 18 multiplied by 7 and then add 49 to it. You get? Boy : 175. Girl : Pretty nice! And now 175+567=? Boy : 742 Girl : And 742-673=? And you get? Boy : And you get the fuck thing when you and I match our mouths to each other's genitals. 69 No matter how intelligent your Man is, he'd remain a Man still.

Girl calls Boy "Ghar pe koi nai hai. Aa jaao, Aish karenge" Boy (shocked) "Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke  lauta hu?" Girl: Oh, Sorry phir se tumhe hi lag Gaya..

Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, so is my Girlfriend." Girlfriend: "Life's short, so is his dick

Making your girlfriend happy is as easy as playing a piano with boxing gloves on.

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ? BF: Income Tax Returns GF: Hey kab release hui?

Height of Flirting  Girl calls a boy: Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yara subah se koi ata pata nahi! Boy: Arre hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon mein Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?? Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!! Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se.. Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!! Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky.... Girl: Pinky? Ye pinky kaun hai ?? Main to nisha hun Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun Girl: Tum prashant ho na....?? Boy: Gharwale to Raju bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi.. Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na....?? Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai….!!

Girl :Tell me The most Pretty Thing Abt me . . . . . Boy: U make my software turn to hardware! *Blocked*

Boy proposed a Girl. Boy: I really loves you.... Girl: I would like that guy who can always dream about me while he sleep Boy: ohhh... just little change here but really Before to sleep I always dream about you...

Ek person ne apni dehati gf ko samsung ka phone gift kia... He msg her- Whatsapp pe aa jao.. She- mai beemar hu, tum lene aa jao... (Aur patao ganvaar ladki)

Guy- I Love u. Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married. I have a Husband.....  ......I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss proposed to me yesterday and i cant say NO to him.... & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair..... Guy (after a longggggggg pause)- "Pls Dekhle yaar...agar main bhi kahin adjust ho jau..."

The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna". . . . . . . . . . . Watching Porn. ------------------------------------------------ What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food  Wedding  ------------------------ The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual! ------------------------------ A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support! ------------------------------ A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets; You don't know where to puts your hands!                                                           ------------------------------ Behind a perf...

A guy told a girl that the penis is the only thing u can describe using all 26 letters of the alphabet. A - admire it B -blow it C - cuddle it D - double it E -excite it F - fondle it G - grease it H - handle it I - increase it J - jiggle it K - kiss it L - love it M - moisturize it N - nurture it O - over stretch it P - pull it Q - quash it R - rub it S - stroke it T - toss it U - use it V - violate it W - wet it X - xamine it Z - zip it. She asked "What about Y?" He replied "If u can do all then its Y - Yours!"

Boy: hey you really hot wana go out ? girl-i have a boy friend Boy: i have a math test tomorrow she-what does that have to do with anything Boy: i thought we were both listing things we could cheat on *blocked*

A girl was very proud of her boy friend, she always tell her friends how good her boy friend is. On the day of her birthday, she invited all her friends including her boy friend who happends to be the special guest of honour. Everybody brought their gifts to the girl and was waiting for the arrival of the girl's boy friend who promised to bring a very nice gift for his girl. As everybody was waiting, behold! The boy was coming with a gift which was inside a poly bag. The girl was very happy at the arrival of his boy friend and was ready to see the gift that he brought to her. Do you know what happend? The boy just opend the poly bag in front of all the guest's and invitees. And he brought out a loaf of bread. And said to the girl..."take this bread, thats what i broght for you as your birthday gift" The girl got angry immediaty and was highly disappointed at her boy friend. She grab the bread and threw it away with anger. The boy friend also got disappointed and he r...

Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha....

BF txt to his GF on watsApp... . BF - Hi . GF - Hello . BF - Kahan pr ho? . GF - Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi, tab tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan pr ho? . BF - 401 no ki bus me, TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..

Problems due to whatsapp short typing lingo... She asked me: "Main kaunsi university main admission lu?" I said: "MU main le le" (Mumbai University) She doesn't talk to me anymore.

ILadki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "Raand "likha hua hai...

A girl was passing by & saw her boyfriend standing by the ATM.She immediately hide and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if u are sleeping right now send me ur dreams, if u are laughing send me ur laughter, if u are eating send me some food, if u are crying send me ur tears, if u are withdrawing from the ATM send me some money."Boyfriend replies, I'm in the toilet what should I send?