Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ............xxxxxxxxx................. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.. ...............xxxxxxxxx............... Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. ------------------------------ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo...
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