Lord ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....
Most men have one.... Ziddi...
National food of India - "KASAM"
Sab khate hain....
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"If the loser smiles after losing the game , the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!!
Thats the power of Smile !!
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman......
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Man..!!
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'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody But...!! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it....!
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ....
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own !!
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi Lagti Hai..
Santa k sir se khoon nikal rha tha.
Dr Ye kaise hua?
Santa Main hath se diwar tod raha tha, kisi ne kaha Paji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemal kar lia karo...
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Promises are Like Babies!! Fun to Make but Hell to Deliver...
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One economical thought: 'D best line wich helps 2 save money wen going on dinner wid ur gf- . . . "bol kya khayegi MOTI..???