Funny Adult Whatsapp Message Collection 21 Aug 2013

Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

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Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand