Funny Whatsapp Gabbar-Sambha Message

Gabbar: Kitne admi the?

Sambha: Sarkar do
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Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai?

Sambha: do ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?

Sambha: do k pehle ek aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata.
Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai.

Gabbar: do ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sunn kutte, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai chyavanpraash nahi....!!