Adult Statuses And Quotes Collection In English

Adult Statuses And Quotes Collection In English

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..

Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.


#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.


#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?

What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!


#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!


#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.


#...Practical thought:

A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.

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