Funny Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection 21 Nov 2013

Funny Adult Whatsapp Jokes Collection 21 Nov 2013

Ladki soft honi Chahiye....
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Lund khada hona chahiye...
Soya toh sauce b hai

Lund me stamina hona chaiye..
Khada toh nagar sevak bhi hota hai..

Exams written honi chahiye,
Oral toh sex bhi hota hai !!

Ladki ko kiss karna chaiye...
Hug toh hum  toilet mai bhi dete hai

Condom manforce hona chaiye
mood to kutte ka bhi hota hai

Condom hamesha safe hona chahiye...
Saste to aajkal kele bhi milte hai...

Boobs hamesha soft hone chahiye.
Bada to football bhi hota hai...

Swimming pool humesha saaf hona chahiye...
Gehri to chut bhi hoti hai...

GF humesha sexy honi chahiye...
Virgin to aajkal mobile bhi hote hai...

Sex humesha passionately karna chahiye.
Position to fielder bhi change karta hai.

Baba bhosdiwale Kahte hai ki-
"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,
Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,
Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,
Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,
Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."

Ekdum kadak!! -
Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...
Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..
Has mat forward kar market me naya hai....

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