Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!
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Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!
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An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
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Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.
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MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
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Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up
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Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
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If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
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If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
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So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY.
An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked!
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Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
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Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
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Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
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Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
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Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.
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MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
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Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up
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Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
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If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
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If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
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So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY.