Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 22 Nov 2013

Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 22 Nov 2013

Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha.

Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah!

Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna.

Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti pani dal jata hai.



Touching story...

A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.


Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat...

Designer piece hai!!!


Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....


Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...



Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...

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Hakim:

Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

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