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Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Collection 22 Nov 2013

Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha.

Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah!

Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna.

Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti pani dal jata hai.



Touching story...

A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.


Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat...

Designer piece hai!!!


Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....


Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...



Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...

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Hakim:

Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!