Funny Sardar Jokes Collection In English

Funny Sardar Jokes Collection In English

All new Rocking SARDARS back again!!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

2 babies blanket me lete hue the
1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby : mjhe ni pata
1st baby : acha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata h0n.
Thore der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tmhy kaise pata chala
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks"pink"hai or mere"blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano kamino !
bachhe masoom hote hain...
Har joke non veg nahi hota..

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