Last Sunday being MOTHER's Day, a boy accepted his mom's long pending Friend Request on Facebook!! Socha Maa khush ho jayegi!!
Today morning he got a call from her:
"Tu Goa kab gaya tha?"
"Yeh saari ladkiyan kaun hai?"
"Prateek (his roomie) cigarette pita hai? Uski mummy ka number de mujhe?"
"Yeh Ankita kaun hai? Badi photo khichata hai tu iske saath?... Sach sach bata, sirf dost hai.. ya aur bhi koi baat hai?"
"Kitne chote kapde pehenti hai yeh? Yeh sab nahi chalega.. keh deti hun!"
"Yeh Sunny Leone Weone jaisi ko bhi Like kar rakha hai tune... Bhusa bhara hua hai tere dimaag mein"
"Aur tu pub aur bar bhi jane laga hai.. meri kasam kha k bol, tu pita toh nahi hai?"
"Mein abhi tere papa ko batati hun!!"
Now he is thinking... By God, kyun add kar lia mom ko, baaki logo ki tarah Happy Mother's Day sms karne se bhi kaam chal hi jata !!