Sexy Adult Jokes Collection 04 May 2014

Sexy Adult Jokes Collection 04 May 2014

Color of Bra Reflects a girl's mood..

White -Relax Mood,
Red -Wild Mood,
Black -Sexy Mood,
Blue -Romantic Mood,
Pink -Sharmili Mood,
No BRA -Perfect MOOD.
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Teacher: Give example for "Rai ka pahad banana.." 
Student: Padded bra..

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Suhagrat pe Ladka Biwi ko sirf Kiss kr k so gaya. 

Subah Maa boli,"Bahu, Mandir jane se Pehle Naha lo..
"Bahu- Gusse mein " Sirf Brush kar leti hu Maaji, baki sab Fresh hai.
New collection .... 

Badi behen honeymoon pe gayi. 
Choti ne SMS kiya : Didi jo jeans di thi, jarur pehenana.
Didi reply : Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehnane di, tuze jeans ki padi hai.
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Wife & Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.

Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week? 

Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak.
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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi? 

Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Shock of life....

Biwi ne suhaag raat par shohar se kaha : Please ye condom use nahi karna.

Muze is brand se allergy hai.
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Lady doodh waale se : Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala : Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho, kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.
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1 ladki film dekhne ke baad galti se boys hostel chali gayi. 
Agle din saheli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi? 
Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.
Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.
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Pati ne patni ko surprise dene ke liye apne niche ke baal katvaye aur chupke se so gaya.
Neend main patni ne niche haath fera to boli : devarji aap kab aaye?

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Santa : Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene q nahi aaya. 

Doodhwala : Saahab meri biwi bimar thi. 

Santa : To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata....



Bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi



 Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai ki..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.


 1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
“Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha”
Santa ne Hosla diya
“Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena”.😂😂😂😂 


 Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

ThumsUp is launching Viagra drink.
It is named....
"LUNDS-UP"!
With punch line
"Fuck The Thunder, Dal de Andar "


What is the URDU word for a TOPLESS WOMAN Showing her BREAST..?
.
Socho..?
.
.
Socho.
.
.
KHUL - E - AAM..!!


PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai: "Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila"

Danger haramipan



लड़की : एक पैकेट कांडोम का देना..
दुकानदार : कौन सी कंपनी का दुं "बहन जी"
लड़की : अच्छा वाला देना, जिस से तेरी "बहन" की ईज्जत बनी रहे, मजा पुरा आये और तु मामा भी ना बने..

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