D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo...."
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Dudhwala Continuouslyc Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai......
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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To all my friends. ...
Hi I'm Ritika...
Msc student.
I lost my "BRA"
(36size) while having sex wit my boyfrnd.
It Costs Rs 90.
If u frwd this I'll get 5 Paisa per fwd...
Plz dont delete.
Winter has started & My Nipples r getting hard &Visible...
So Plz frwd this msg and help me out::
I will pray that u get big breast wife
Otherwise u will get a small breasted ,flat only.
For a girl she will get husband with small Dick Dont neglect..
Fwd this to atleast 10 people.
Saalo bahut bhagwan ka msg forward karte ho ab isse karo
Its not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"
But Its real meaning is that
"Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.
Arz karta hun bhenchod :
Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte
hai,
fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat
nahi hota,
kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne
ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..
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Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara
nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara
nazar aaya,
uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo
dobara nazar aya..
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya
Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya
Humne.
De kar Lalach Use
'ICE-CREAM' Ka,
Andhere Me Apna "LUND"
chusa Diya Humne...
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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai
mere dost...
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi
milti....!
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Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka
dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka
dimag dauda
Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti
ka loda...
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Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,
Dena Hai lund Daan Me,
"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT
Dhyaan Mei?
Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka
Ghoot Bhi pee lenge
Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge
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Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob
daba diye.
zara gour farmaiye.
dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob
daba diye.
Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke
humare GOTE suja diye.
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SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE
HAI,
KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE
BAITHE HAI,
UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,
GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE
WALI HAI,
AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI
CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.
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Ghaalib Ne Arz Kiya:
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko
Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Huwa
Jaal Hain..!
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Arz hai
Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai
ek CHUT Ka Nam!
Wah!Wah!
pehle sun to le lawde
Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H
1 CHUT Ka Nam!
To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko
aram?
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Door goan me ek basti thi jaha
pe randia sasti thi.
unki gand me itni masti thi
jaha dalo hasti thi.
magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan
ke lagte ho
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chodan chodan kare sabhi
chod sake na koye
jab chodne ki bari ayi
land khada na hoye
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Pesh-e-khidmat ek ghazal...
Kal chodne ki raat thi,
Sab ne kia apna khada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
mera bada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
uska bada
Hum b wahin maujood the
Hum chup rahe,
Bas hans diye,
Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada
Sab ne kaha:
Oye BEHENCHOD
ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..
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Na Chodo kisi ko itna
ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori
Ban Jaye.
Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah
ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri
Ban Jaye..!
Arz kiya hai..
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Gaur.
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Aur
Dono Gotiya pareshan, Saala
"Ustaad kidhar gaya"????
Awesome Whatsapp creativity.
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love story of a small kid:
❤❤❤
Uske kadam jahan jahan pade, humne vo jagah chum li.....
......aur wo bewafa meri mummy ko ja ke boli
"kaku, tumcha Mulaga maati khato!!"
Translation: Aunt, your son eats dirt