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मार्निंग वाक पर एक लड़का रोज मोदी को नमस्ते "मोदी चाचा" बोलता था। कल बोला "नमस्ते मोदी मामा" मोदी ने रोका और पूछा कि अरे कुछ दिन पहले तो "नमस्ते चाचा" बोलता था , आज "नमस्ते मामा" क्यूँ ? लड़का :- कुछ दिन पहले मेरे पिता जी "मोदी भाई" बोलते थे पर कुछ दिन से "साला मोदी" बोलने लगे।😂😂😜               ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------         एक बार एक कंजूस के घर बिजली कर्मचारी आया और मीटर को चेक करते हुये बोला :-- मीटर चेक करने आया हूँ, लगता है आपने कुछ गड़बड़ कर रखी है, क्यूँकि इस महीने आपका मीटर केवल एक यूनिट ही चला है ! . . . . कंजूस -- मीटर सही तो है, हम तो बिजली सिर्फ तभी जलाते हैं, जब लालटेन ढूँढनी हो !😂😂😂😂😂                       ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 😜😜😜 इतिहास में पहली बार इंग्लिश में शायरी .... The जनाजा of आश...

Don't know who wrote this... But beautiful. Somewhere between “ 7 pani puris for 1 rupee” and “1 pani puri for 7 rupees”, we grew up!! Somewhere between “Ground mai aaja” and “Online aaja”, we grew up!! Somewhere between “stealing eclairs of your sis” and “Bringing Silk for her”, we grew up!! Somewhere between “Just five more mins Mom” and “Pressing the snooze button”, we grew up!! Somewhere between “Crying out loud just to get what we want” and “Holding our tears when we are broken inside”, we grew up!! Somewhere between “I want to grow up” and “I want to be a child again”, we grew up!! Somewhere between *“Lets meet and plan”* and *“Lets plan and meet”,* we grew up! And as we grew up, we realized how, silently but surely , our lives have changed...!!"

रोजी आंटी – बेटा मम्मी घर पे है क्या ? बच्चा स्प्राइट पीते हुए – आपको तो पापा से चुदवाना है ना ? आ जाओ , पापा घर पे है . स्प्राइट , सीधी बात नो बकवास 😂😃😁 टीचर : "Run fast, Run faster, Run fastest... इसको हिन्दी में क...

हँसते हुए पेट दुखे तो मेरी जवाबदारी नहीं 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 एक बार कक्षा छठी में चार बालकों को परीक्षा मे समान अंक मिले, . . . . . . . . . अब प्रश्न खडा हुआ कि किसे प्रथम रैंक दिया जाये ...

After Sex, a woman was reading tattoos on the man's body... NIKE on the arm.. REEBOK on the thigh.. She screamed after she saw AIDS on the Penis 😂😂 "Relax" the man said.. It reads ADIDAS when it Erects 😀 ---------------------------------------------------------- A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside. Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is fucking his wife. Dad: what? Is he doing it openly? Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony ---------------------------------------------------------- Aftr marriage couple in bed; She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:0h!dat feels gud. Hand moves 2 her breast. She:Honey,dats wonderful. Hand moves 2 her leg. She:0h honey dnt stop. He stops. She:Why did u stop? He: Coz I found d remote

1. आज आडवाणी और जोशी जी  को भी समझ आ गया होगा कि जब आरक्षण की वजह से 89 वाले का चयन हो जाये और 499 वाला बैठा रह जाये तो कैसा लगता है.... 2. मोदी जी जल्द ही एक नई योजना लोकार्पित करने वाले है ... अ...

8 Shortest stories, with beautiful meanings ! (1) Those who had coins, enjoyed in the rain. Those who had notes, were busy looking for shelter. (2) Man and God both met somewhere. Both exclaimed, "My creator." (3) He asked, are you a Hindu or Muslim? The response came, "I am hungry"! (4) The fool didn't know it was impossible. So he did it. (5) "Wrong number," Said a familiar voice. (6) What if God asks you after you die, "So how was heaven?" (7) They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I am the one who falls in love." (8) We don't make friends anymore,..... We Add them nowadays.