Husband Wife Naughty Jokes - After Sex

Husband Wife Naughty Jokes - After Sex

After Sex, a woman was reading tattoos on the man's body... NIKE on the arm.. REEBOK on the thigh.. She screamed after she saw AIDS on the Penis 😂😂 "Relax" the man said.. It reads ADIDAS when it Erects 😀

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A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside. Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is fucking his wife. Dad: what? Is he doing it openly? Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony

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Aftr marriage couple in bed;
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:0h!dat feels gud.
Hand moves 2 her breast.
She:Honey,dats wonderful.
Hand moves 2 her leg.
She:0h honey dnt stop.
He stops.
She:Why did u stop?
He: Coz I found d remote

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