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Adult Whatsapp Question Answer Joke 29 Dec 2014

Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body? A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy? DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! BALLS  THEORY If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man. If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman. U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass EXPLANATION Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration. Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches? Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury. VIAGARA All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect. BURNING LOVE Q: What is the definition of "burning love"? A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake. SHOCK Q: What is the height of shock? A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs you...
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Worst Feelings In Winters Whatsapp Message

The worst feelings in winters are as follows 1) nahane k waqt garam paani na milna 2) sote waqt koi chaddar cheen le 3) sote hue ko uthaane k liye thanda paani mu pe daalna 4) achaanak se breakup ho jaana 5) poori thand k season mein koi bhi bf/gf na milna 6) subah jaldi uthna Kasam se aakhir waalne toh rulaa hee diya 
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Funny Winter Shayari Message: Happy Winter

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai.. Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise... Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise "Ki kar to li hai tune beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise....😂💦 😝😝😝😝 Happy Winter 🚽🚽🚽🚽
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Funny Hindi Joke: Attitude Dekho

Attutid dekho😀😀 एक मन्दिर  के  सामने  1 गाय ,1 गधा और 1 गधी घास  खा  रहे थे  ...   मन्दिर  मे  आने  वाले लोग   गाय को हाथ  लगाकर नमस्कार  कर  रहे  थे ... यह  देखकर गधी गधे  से  बोली: "सब  गाय को ही  हाथ  लगाकर चले जाते है पर मुझे  कोई हाथ नहीं  लगाता ... ???" गधा:  मैडम  आपके  साथ आपका हीरो  है  किसकी  मजाल जो मेरे होते  आपको हाथ लगाए..
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Funny Hindi Girl-Boy Joke: Gale Mein Lal Tie

 Boy - गले में लाल टाई, घर में एक चारपाई, तकिया एक और हम दो,  एक ही है रज़ाई Girl- भैया, आप अपने सोने का देखे, मेरे लायक सब मौजूद है यहाँ
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Hindi Whatsapp Joke: Kutta Jalebi Account

सेठ के घर इनकम टैक्स की रेड पड़ी-  सब कुछ देखने के बाद इनकम टैक्स अधिकारी बोला- सेठ जी सब कुछ ठीक है, लेकिन आप ने एक 'कुत्ता जलेबी' खाता बनाया है, जिसमे आपने 5 लाख रुपये से अधिक खर्च किये हैं। इसका ब्योरा देना होगा।  सेठ बोला- भाया मेरे पास तो कोई कागज पत्तर न है।  तब अधिकारी ने कहा- ठीक है, मामला रफा-दफा कर लेते हैं। आप 10 हजार दे दो।  सेठ ने मुनीम को आवाज देकर कहा- मुनीम जी, इनको रुपये दे दो और खाते में लिख देना की कुत्तों को 10 हजार की जलेबी और खिलाई।
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Funny Whatsapp Joke: Bechare Ladke

boy: mom aaj khane me kya bnaya hai... mom: baigan ki sabji... boy: kya mom har bar baigan ki sabji... mom: ye sab najkhre apni bivi ke samne karna....tab to muh se ik shabad nhi niklega jo vo banaygi chup chap khaloge...!! boy:kkk lao  baigan hi khata hu...   after marriage.......... boy: aaj khane me kya banna hai darling.. wife: baigan ki sabzi..!! boy: kya??  baigan ki sabzi... wife: ye nakhre na apni maa k samne kiya karo tab to kuch ni bolte   ... boy:  acha lao baigan ki sabzi bechare ladke...😝
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Life After Death Funny Whatsapp English Message

IThis is a good one..A Boss Asks his Employee: “Do you believe that there is Life After Death?”. Employee: “Certainly not, there’s no proof of it”. Boss: “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for you.” …
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