Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
A gal with her boyfriend opened her legs inviting him in, and asked: What shall we name our baby?
He wears a condom and says: If he is born in spite on using this, we shall call him "Magician".