Apr 24, 2014

Adult Non Veg Jokes Collection 24 April 2014

Judge hearing a divorce case
Judge to husband: why you want to divorce your wife?
hus: im not satisfied with her on bed
judge to wife: wat u have to say about this??
wife: whole colony is satisfied only this bastard has got problems.
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1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri.
18 floor par 1 aadmi ne catch kiya, bola 'Chusegi' ???
Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.
Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,

Iss barr 16 floor pe 1 aadmi ne catch kiya And bola 'Chudegi' ?
Ladki : No.
Usne bhi uska hath chodd diya
Ladki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha=-?kash unki baat man leti.
12 floor pe 1 aadmi ne phir catch kiya.
Ladki - Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.
(Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla ) Aadmi - Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr...
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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..

Saala tum logon ko achaa inspirational msg bhi samjhaane ke liye Sexy tareeke se bhejna paddta hai...????
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Modern Man's Thinking :-
..
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"My Heart Will Always Belong To Just One Woman..

But, I Have My Sperm For The Rest...!!!"???
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santa ke upar adalat mein ek case chal raha tha...

Judge : tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya?

Santa rote huye : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, so maine kardi....
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Ek Dukhi Boss ? ki Kahani:

Kal mera Birthday ? tha
Meri BiVi Bachcho ne mujhe wish nhi
kia ?

Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia,?

Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri
Secretary ? Romantic style mei boli
"Happy Birthday" sweet Boss.

Mujhe boht achcha lga
Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya
aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush
karne wali hun?

She said:
Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun
tb tk aap excitment ki tyari kr le?
Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake
ke sath bahar aayi
Us ke peche meri BV ??, Bachche ??, maa ?
baap ? aur pura staff ????tha
.
.
.
Aur mai us Behn Chod
ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta
condom chada rha tha . .....?????????????
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Regards,
Ashish Kushwaha | ashishskushwaha561@gmail.com

Apr 22, 2014

Funny Sardar Joke: Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli

Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli,
Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki
pasina aa jaye.

Sardar utha
aur 















Fan band karke so gaya ��

I NEVER SEND DIRTY JOKES !!! ����

Apr 21, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Joke On Indian Government

Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend

Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.

Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!

Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya k Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai

American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi

Indian :hahahahhahahahahahaha

Amazing Alzheimer's Eye Test Whatsapp Message

A MUST TRY!!!!!!!          ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

(It's absolutely amazing!)
  
Count every  "  F  " in the following text:

FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED  WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...  
(SEE  BELOW)


HOW MANY ? 
  


WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is  further down.



The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your  friends. 
It will drive them crazy.!

Apr 20, 2014

Funny Double Meaning Whatsapp Joke: Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Faayde Hoon

Larki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!

Kaka jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne likhi hai!!! 
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