Aug 31, 2014

Funny Hindi Whatsapp Joke: Agar Koi Patthar Mare

कोई अगर पत्थर मारे तो उसका जवाब फूल से दो��
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लेकिन फूल उसकी कब्र पर जाके देना !
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Non Veg Whatsapp Joke: Going To Random Weddings

Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls. 

Begaani shaadi mei ab lulla deewana.. ������

Whatsapp Joke: Facebook Should Avail Us With This Option

Facebook should avail us with this option of identifying the real intention behind the likes......

>Just-liking-it 
>Getting-bored-so-liking-it
>Ilike-it-coz-u-liked-mine 
>not-at-all-intrsted-in-ur-vacation-pics

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Aug 29, 2014

Alia Bhatt Funny Whatsapp Jokes Collection 29 Aug 2014

Died Laughing....

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee - y r u not running...?

Alia - My number is 4

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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....


Alia bhat: 

Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)

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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?

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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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 Alia reading newspaper..

News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping..!!!

Lovely Lines Collection Whatsapp Message 29 Aug 2014

जिसको आज मुझमें हज़ारों गलतियां नज़र आती है....
कभी उसी ने कहाँ था "तुम जैसे भी हो, मेरे हों
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LOVE looks not with the eyes,but with THE SOUL ��
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बस इतनी सी ज़िंदगी चाहिये मुझे....
जो तेरे साथ गुज़र जाये..
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When i breathe in its ME .. ��
When i breathe out its YOU... ��
Now my life depends on YOU .. ����
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If life really does flash before your eyes, I only want to see pictures of you and me !! :')
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Wanna Hug ��Yuh soo tight...
That even air couldn't fill the space between us��☺️
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 "उनसे नजरे मिली थी बस इतना याद है

इक छोटी सी वारदात कहा से कहा ले गई मुझे".....!!����
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WheN u seE Ur whATs aPp  n u geT tOo maNy msG   FrOm ur loved oNes 
As u  eXPecT 
Is tHe besT feeliNg  ☺️☺️☺️����������