Apr 21, 2014

Amazing Alzheimer's Eye Test Whatsapp Message

A MUST TRY!!!!!!!          ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

(It's absolutely amazing!)
  
Count every  "  F  " in the following text:

FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED  WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...  
(SEE  BELOW)


HOW MANY ? 
  


WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is  further down.



The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your  friends. 
It will drive them crazy.!

Apr 20, 2014

Funny Double Meaning Whatsapp Joke: Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Faayde Hoon

Larki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!

Kaka jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne likhi hai!!! 
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Apr 15, 2014

One Liner Whatsapp Joke: Funny 10 One Liners From India

Funny but true 10 oneliners from INDIA

1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time..��

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life..��

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you..�� 

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA..��

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India..��

6. In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss..��

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks..��

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals..��

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars..�� 

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair..��

Whatsapp Joke On Marriage: Married Life Expressed In Terms Of Star Plus Programs

Married life expressed in terms of star plus programs:

Before marriage- Ye hai mohabbatein��

2 months after marriage- Diya aur baati hum��

2 years after marriage- Pyaar ka dard hai��

5 years after marriage- Iss pyaar ko kya naam du? ��

10 years after marriage- Ye rishta kya kehlata hai? ��

20 years after marriage- MAHABHARAT������

Short Facebook Status Message: Facebook Is My Serious Account

Facebook is my serious account, 

the funny one is my bank account!! ��