Mar 4, 2015

Funny Joke On Married Friends 4 March 2015

-THE SECRET Of a Good Husband

Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".

He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

I asked "Then, what is your role?"

He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether telangana should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"...

Dedicated to Married Friends....! And those who are in queue as well!!!

Feb 26, 2015

Funny India Vs South Africa Cricket Joke On Shikhar Dhawan

Dear Shikhar Dhawan, 

Firstly, congratulations on team India's 130 run victory against South Africa. T
hat is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been awarded a rating of 'C' (Average Performer) for this match. 

We realised that your score of 137 was not required when India could win by 130 runs anyway. Only 7 runs from you were needed for the win. 

We thank you for your efforts and we wish you all the best for rest of the series. Should you have any questions on the appraisal system, please feel free to contact us during your net practice. 

- HR Manager

Feb 6, 2015

Funny WhatsApp Joke: Password Problems

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new. password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER:   boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.