Oct 24, 2014

English Funny Whatsapp Jokes Collection 24 Oct 2014

Some girls while driving cars play inky pinky ponky so that they can locate the brakes correctly
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Alok Nath:Baccho office ke liye tayyar ho jaao.
Vivek,Prem,Vinod: Haan,bas 32 minute dijiye ek gaana gaa le saare pariwar aur kutte ke saath
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Normal Guys: '36 ayegi 36 Jayegi But Meri Wali
To Meri Mummy Hi Laegi'

 Reality : 'Bas Aap Meri Gf Ban Jao,Chaho To Recharge Karwa Diya Karunga' 

Me: 'Ek Bhi Nahi Aayi To 36 Kaha Se Aayegi,Meri
Wali To Meri Mummy Bhi Nahi La Paygi Smart Hu,Khud Dhoon Kar Launga Mai Docomo 2g Use Karta Hu,Uska Kya Ghanta recharge Karwaunga 

Oct 22, 2014

English Whatsapp Statuses Collection 22 Oct 2014

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
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People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart 
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STATUS are meant for WINNERS Not for LOSSER 
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Born with winner Quality's 
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When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die :)

Oct 20, 2014

Funny English Whatsapp Joke On Sonia Rahul And Narendra Modi

Sonia Gandhi is with the Queen of England.

Sonia: "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power the way you have been for so long?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?"

The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, ma'am?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am."

"Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said "See?"

Now its Sonia's turn to apply the same logic.... 

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..

"Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Rahul gandhi . "Let me get back to you on that one..."

Rahul gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer...

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..

Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..

Rahul gandhi said, "Thanks!"

Then he went to Sonia. "I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Narendra Modi..."

Sonia slapped him....
and shouted..
"No! You dumb idiot! It's David Cameron!"