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Cute Whatsapp Message: Sweet Answer by Child to School Interviewer

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ............xxxxxxxxx................. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.. ...............xxxxxxxxx............... Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. ------------------------------ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo...
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Funny Message: Different Types Of Call Summaries

Different types of    Call summaries:    Boy to boy!      00:00:59     Boy to mom!      00:00:50     Boy to dad!       00:00:30      Boy to girl!       01:23:59      Girl to girl!       05:29:59      Girl to boy!        miss call    Wife to Husband:    Not Responding 
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Janmastami Whatsapp Message: Happy Janmastami

Gokul me hai jinka waas, Gopiyo sang jo karey raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya, aise hamare kishan kanhaiya. May Lord Krishna fulfill all your wishes. . Muj se pahle koi wish na karale is liye            ..^..@          ,(-_-),    "\'''''.\'='-.       \/.\\,'  /8         //""")         (\    /           \ _|,\             ? Happy Janmashtmi In Advance Hathi ghoda palki       JAI  KANHAIYA LAL KI .!. Happy Janmastami
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Whatsapp Message - What is love ?

Incidence...!! . A man approached a kid and asked " What is love? " The kid answered 'Love is when a puppy licks on your face' Man laughed, but then kid added 'Even after you left him alone all day'
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Funny Whatsapp Gabbar-Sambha Message

Gabbar: Kitne admi the? Sambha: Sarkar do ... Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai? Sambha: do ek ke baad aata hai. Gabbar: Aur do k pehle? Sambha: do k pehle ek aata hai. Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai? Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata. Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate? Sambha: do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai. Gabbar: do ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Sunn kutte, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai chyavanpraash nahi....!!
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