The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni
khushi dhoondhna".
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Watching Porn.
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What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food
Wedding
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The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
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A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
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A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
You don't know where to puts your hands!
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Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting.
Always respect her by staring at it!
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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
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World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
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Achha Baba... Karlo!
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Antique Question:
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine
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Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!
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Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?
Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli!
What is 'Masturbation'.
That 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working.......: