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After Sex, a woman was reading tattoos on the man's body... NIKE on the arm.. REEBOK on the thigh.. She screamed after she saw AIDS on the Penis 😂😂 "Relax" the man said.. It reads ADIDAS when it Erects 😀 ---------------------------------------------------------- A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside. Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is fucking his wife. Dad: what? Is he doing it openly? Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony ---------------------------------------------------------- Aftr marriage couple in bed; She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:0h!dat feels gud. Hand moves 2 her breast. She:Honey,dats wonderful. Hand moves 2 her leg. She:0h honey dnt stop. He stops. She:Why did u stop? He: Coz I found d remote

1. आज आडवाणी और जोशी जी  को भी समझ आ गया होगा कि जब आरक्षण की वजह से 89 वाले का चयन हो जाये और 499 वाला बैठा रह जाये तो कैसा लगता है.... 2. मोदी जी जल्द ही एक नई योजना लोकार्पित करने वाले है ... अ...

8 Shortest stories, with beautiful meanings ! (1) Those who had coins, enjoyed in the rain. Those who had notes, were busy looking for shelter. (2) Man and God both met somewhere. Both exclaimed, "My creator." (3) He asked, are you a Hindu or Muslim? The response came, "I am hungry"! (4) The fool didn't know it was impossible. So he did it. (5) "Wrong number," Said a familiar voice. (6) What if God asks you after you die, "So how was heaven?" (7) They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I am the one who falls in love." (8) We don't make friends anymore,..... We Add them nowadays.

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄) Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜 (Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍) A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank". (This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂) This one is classic !! A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

Humour One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him: "Tell me what happened to your back...?" The patient replies: "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy... That is how I strained my back.!" Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said: "My previous patient looked bad.. But you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you ?" He replied: "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job... I forgot t...

(1) एक बात समझ नही आई मंदसौर में खेती "अफीम" की होती है। ओर आंदोलन आलू प्याज़ की कीमत को लेकर है । 😝😝 --------------------------------------------------------------- (2) छोटी छोटी चीजें बहुत मजा देती है अब जैसे : : : : : : : : चूत ही ले लो 😜😜😜 ------------------------------------...

 एक बहुत बड़े बुरचोद शायर ने अपनी महबूबा को मैसेज लिखा - "जानू बहुत याद आ रही है तुम्हारी...!कब चुदवाओगी ? महबूबा का जवाब आया - "छी छी, कितनी गन्दी लैंग्वेज में लिखा है। तमीज़ नहीं है क्या बिलकुल... शायर : "लो जी तमीज़ से लिखता हूँ जवाब भी वैसे ही दीजियेगा !"  मोहतरमा-ए-आलिया, ये नाचीज़ बंदा आपके जलवा-ए-हुस्न का शिकार हो गया है... आपके मुबारक पावों के बीच जो दरवाज़ा-ए-जन्नत है  (०) उसमे ये नाचीज़ अपने औज़ार-ए-इश्क़ की दाखिला-ए-गचागच की इज़ाज़त चाहता है... मोहतरमा-ए-आला, आपकी नवाज़िश होगी ग़र आप अपना पूरा लिबास-ए-चिलमन  उतार के अपने मुबारक पावों के दरमियाँ हमारे नाचीज़ औज़ार-ए-इश्क को दाखिला अदा फरमायें... बंदा आपके बदन-ए-मखमल को अपने बदन-ए-बेकरार से घमासान मालिश-ए-अज़ीम देते हुए आपके जन्नती दरवाज़े को भीतर तक अपने इश्क के पानी आब-ए-लौड़ा से गुसल कराना चाहता है !"  महबूबा : कल दोपहर में आना,                  चुदवा लूंगी भोसड़ीके         ...

लंदन धमाकों के बाद भारतीय टीम तनाव में आ गई है और पाकिस्तानी टीम को घरेलू माहौल मिल गया है। ----------------------------------------------------------- पाकिस्तानी कप्तान हर आधे घंटे में अपने खिलाड़ियों की गिनती कर रहे हैं, ...