फिल्म "दावते इश्क" देख रहा हूँ,
एक कपल बगल कि सीट पे "दबाते हुए इश्क" कर रहे हैं
Dawat-E-Ishq
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Boy- Tum bahut badal gayi ho.....
Girl- Haan jabse tu meri life me aaya hai.
Boy- Matlab?
Girl- Harami 34 se 36 kar diye tune.
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Ladies:
An Intelligent man will open your Mind..
A Handsome man will open your Eyes..
&
A Gentleman will open your Heart..
I'm Intelligently Handsome Gentleman, i will open your clothes..
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When your father tell you, "Tum new generation kya jaano, Maa-baap bachcho ke liye kya kya krte hai"...
Then 'sex' is not an appropriate reply.
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People who smoke a Cigarette and say, "I did not inhale",
.
.
.
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is like a girl saying "....
"When I sucked those cocks, I did not swallow."!!
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