Once a Girl asked an engineer,
"Why we have units to measure
But nothing to measure
The engineer thought for a while,
took her in his arms,
looking in her deep eyes and said
already mujhe 3 subject me back hai,
ghar pe gaand lagi padi hai
ab Tu aur dimaag ka bhosda mat kar..
aur itna he naapne ka man kar raha hai toh lavda naap mera..