Classic misunderstanding....
Boy: Hey, Happy Birthday!
Girl: ThankZ!
Boy: So, BP kab de rhi h?
Girl: Pendrive toh de....
Boy: Arre , I mean Birthday Party....
Girl: *speechless*
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A man died due to excessive masturbation.
He later got spermveer chakra..
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Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Muh mei legi?
Girl: Badtameez,harami,go to hell
Boy: Bas Mujhe aisi sanskaari ladki hi chahiye thi
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Earlier, I tweet..
"I need a man to fill the hole in my heart", and no one replies..
Later I tried again by taking out the
"in my heart" part..
and Now I'm Busy Blocking the assholes..
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Teen BB Jinko Saari Duniya Chutiya Kahti H
1- BlackBerry
2 - Bilawal Bhutto
3 - Big Boss
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