Lady to sweeper:
Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper:
BB G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..
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आजका सुविचार
जो करेगा एडमिन पे कमेंट
उसके गांड में अम्बुजा सीमेंट
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Girls when they see a six inch penis.
*Damn, It's so small*
Girls when they see a sixty mm cockroach.
*OMG, It's so huge*
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Reporter-Sir Apki Team Har Gayi Test Series.
Virat kohli-To BC Mujhe Kya Padi Hai
Reporter-Par Sir Team To Aapki Hi Hai.
Virat kohli-To MC Tujhe Kya Padi Hai.
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The journey from 30A to 36B, always goes through a men's mouth