Adult Non Veg Jokes Collection 05 July 2014

Adult Non Veg Jokes Collection 05 July 2014

Condom says to whisper...., 
"Every month you stop my business for one week".
Whisper replies...., 
"You bastard, if you make a mistake one time, I lose my business for 9 months.
Ek dum latest ...


Women can wear all Men's items like T shirt, pant, jeans, lungies. But they can't wear 1 thing..

Guess what?








'CONDOM'. It's our monopoly.
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!
MARD hone k 6 fayade:
1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.
2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi rahta(.)(.)
3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki bhavnaye nahi jagti.
4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.
5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.
6. And above all, jaha chahe waha moot sakte h.
 V R MEN.!
Jiyo lund utha k...

SEX KYA HAI ???????
1."FARZ"-Agar wife se kiya jaye,
2."KALA"-Agar gf se kiya jaye,
3."GYAAN"-Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye,
4."VIGYAAN"-Agar Shadi shuda padosan se kiya jaye,
5."VYAPAAR-Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye,
6."SAMAAJ-SEVA"-Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye
7."DAAN"-Agar Widhwa se kiya jaye,
8.''GUPT DAAN''-Agar kisi ladke ke sath kiya jaye,
9."TYAAG"-Agar Apne Hath se kiya jaye,
10.''BALIDAAN''-Vicharo me hi chaddi gili ho jaye.
Baba bhosdiwale Kahte hai ki-

"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,

Lund aur kanoon kabhi  haath me na lo,

Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,

Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,

Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,

Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati

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Ekdum kadak!! - 
                                                            
Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude... 

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo, 
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..

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Most creative gaali i
"Abe lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,
ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'Kirtan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'...
Son - Aaj mujhe class me Diya ne thappad mara.
DAD - Par kyu?
Son - Diya ki skirt uski GAAND me fassi hue thi, mere sath wale ladke ne uski skirt khich di.
Dad - Ye to usne boht bura kiya, par tujhe kyu mara?
Son - Mujhe pata tha k usne bura kiya hai, isliye maine Wapis ungli se Skirt Gaand me ghusa di ... 

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