My mom should get awarded for being sarcastic. 
Me- mumma woh subah bengan ki sabzi mein
namak thoda jyada ho gya tha. 
Mom- nahi beta, sabzi namak ki thi galati se usme
bengan girr gya hoga. 
Me-:(
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