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Married-Unmarried Women Survey Adult Whatsapp Message

A survey conducted among women gave the below results.  'A' were the answers given by un-married women  and  'B' are the answers given by married women  Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity to women 1. What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man A. P***s B. Unshaved facial hair 2. What is the most painful experience during sex A. Beginning of Intercourse  B. When my hair gets entangled 3. How long does an intercourse last A. around one hour  B. just about 6 mins 4. One thing that a woman hates about sex A. risk of pregnancy  B. the cleaning up 5. What do men hate most in a woman's body A. body odour / unwanted hair / flab B. menstruation 6. Which is the one part of woman's body that can get her into trouble A. P***y B. Tongue 7. What is the one quality that a man likes in a woman  A. Simplicity/Intelligence/ Understanding B. Cooking ...

Funny Husband Wife Whatsapp Joke: Who Is A Girl

Who is a Girl ??? A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother. Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. Then After Marriage . . . . . She takes revenge of all things from her Husband

Adult Non Veg Whatsapp Message 27 June 2014

ЁЯЩПредред рдмрд╛рдмрд╛ рд░рдгреНрдбреАрдЪреЛрдд рдХрд╛ рдЙрдкрджреЗрд╢ редредЁЯЩП рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рдЬрд┐рдВрджрдЧреА рдореЗрдВ рдПрдХ рдмрд╛рд░ рдорд┐рд▓рддреА рд╣реИрдВ 1) рд▓рдгреНрдб 2) рдЬрд╡рд╛рдиреА  3) рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдЪреБрджрд╛рдИред -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рд╕реЛрдЪ-рд╕рдордЬрдХрд░ рдЙрдард╛рдУ, 1) рд╣рдереМрдбрд╝рд╛  2) рд▓реМрдбрд╝рд╛  3) рджрд╛рд░реБ рд╕рдВрдЧ рд╕реЛрдбрд╝рд╛ -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рд╕реЛрдЪрдХрд░ рдХрд░реЛ, 1) рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдХреА рд╡рд┐рджрд╛рдИ  2) рдЦреЗрдд рдореЗрдВ рдЦреБрджрд╛рдИ  3) рдкрдбрд╝реЛрд╕рди рдХреА рдЪреБрджрд╛рдИ  -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рдХрд┐рд╕реА рдХрд╛ рдЗрдВрддрдЬрд╛рд░ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХрд░рддреА, 1) рд░рдгреНрдбреА рдХреА рдЪреВрдд 2) рдмрд┐рдЧрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдкреВрдд 3) рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдореВрдд -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рдЫреЛрдЯреА рди рд╕рдордЭреЛ, 1) рдореНрдпреБрдЪреБрдЕрд▓ рдлрдгреНрдб 2) рдЖрддреА рдардгреНрдб 3) рд╕реЛрдпрд╛ рд▓рдгреНрдб  -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рд╣рдореЗрд╢рд╛ рджрд░реНрдж рджреЗрддреА рд╣реИ,  1) рдХреБрдБрд╡рд╛рд░реА рдЪреВрдд  2) рдбрд╛рдХреВ рдХреА рд▓реВрдЯ  3) рдЕрдЯрдХрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдореВрдд  -------------------------- рддреАрди рдЪреАрдЬреЗрдВ рд╣рдореЗрд╢рд╛ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдЦреБрд╢ рд░рдЦреЗрдЧреА, 1) рдЪреЛрджрдиреЗ рдХреА рдЦреБрдорд╛рд░реА 2) рднреЛрдЬрди рдХреА рддреИрдпрд╛рд░реА  3) рдореЗрд░реА рдпрд╛рд░реА  -------------------------- рдЬрдп рдмреЛрд▓реЛ рдмрд╛рдмрд╛ рд░рдгреНрдбреАрдЪреЛрдд рдХреА

Funny Santa-Banta Joke 25 June 2014

Santa & Banta ne 1-1 Ghoda kharida. . . . Dono Ne Socha Ki, "Ghode 'CHANGE' na ho jaye, isliye koi nishani rehna chahiye". . . . Santa ne apne Ghode ki punchh kaat di.тЬВтЬВ Unke mohalle ke bachche bade shararti the, unhone Banta ke Ghode ki bhi punchh kaat di. .тЬВтЬВ . . Santa ne Ghode ka 1Kaan kaat diya,тЬВтЬВ toh bachchon ne Banta ke Ghode ka bhi 1Kaan kaat diya. .тЬВтЬВ . . Santa ne 2nd Kaan kaat diya, bachchon ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ka 2nd Kaan kaat diya.тЬВтЬВ . . . Santa ne apne Ghode ki 1Taang kaat di, bachchon ne Banta ke Ghode ki bhi 1Taang kaat di.тЬВтЬВ . . . Santa ne 2nd Taang kaati toh bachchon ne bhi 2nd Taang kaat diye. .тЬВтЬВ . . Santa ne 1Aankh fhod di, bachchon ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ki 1Aankh fhod di.ЁЯШ▒ЁЯШ▒ . . . Santa ne 2nd Aankh fhodi toh bachchon ne bhi 2nd Aankh fhod di. . . . Pareshan hokar Santa ne apne ghode ke saare Daant ukhaad diye toh bachchon ne bhi...

Naughty Double Meaning Whatsapp Joke 23 June 2014

Mene usko dono hatho se bade pyar se pakda, Fir dhire-dhire dabaya, fir toda uper uthaya, fir gol-gol gumaya, Fir bade pyar se litaya, thoda uper se dabaya fir bade pyar se khaya . . wah . . kya mast roti bani ti. apko roti achi lagi to, LIKE karo na..

Adult English Whatsapp Joke: Super Sex

Super Sex! Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him that he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening?" So Superman did his super-thing in a split-second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "Did you hear something???" "No," said the Hollow Man, "but my ass hurts like hell..!!!"

Hindi Shayari Whatsapp Message 18 June 2014

рдирд╛ рд╣рдо рд╢реИрддрд╛рди рд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рд░реЗ... рдирд╛ рд╣рдо рд╣реИрд╡рд╛рди рд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рд░реЗ... рдЬреЛ рдЖрдпрд╛ рддреВрдлрд╛рди... рдирд╛ рд╣рдо рдЙрд╕ рддреВрдлрд╛рди рд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рд░реЗ...  рдпрд╣реА рд╕реЛрдЪ рдХрд░ рдР рджреБрд╢реНрдорди рд╣рдордиреЗ рддреЗрд░реА рдЬрд╛рди рдмрдХреНрд╢реА рд╣реИ... рд╢рд┐рдХрд╛рд░реА рддреЛ рд╣реИ рдордЧрд░ рд╣рдордиреЗ рдХрднреА рдХреБрддреНрддреЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдорд╛рд░реЗ.. Gn....

Naughty Student Teacher Joke 18 June 2014

Ek Nayi Aayi Lady Teacher Ne Class Ke Baccho se Unke Maa Baap Kya Kaam Karte Hai Pocha Ek Choti Ladki ne Bataya Ki Uski Mummy Doctor Hai Golu Ne Bataya ki Uske Papa Engineer Hai Ab Pappu ki Baari Thi Vo Khada Huva Aur Bola Ki Uski Mummy Call Girl Hai :D Teacher Bahot dayalu Thi usse Pappu Par Bahot Daya Aa rahi thi ussne Pappu Ko Principal Ke Pass Bhej Diya :D 15min Baad Jab pappu Vapas Aaya To Teacher Ne usse Pocha - Tumne Principal Ko Apni problem Batayi Beta?? Pappu - Ha batayi Teacher - Kya Kaha Unhone ?? Pappu - Unhone muje choclate Diya Aur Meri Mummy Ka Mobile Number Manga :D :D

Funny English Whatsapp Joke: An American Japanese And Chinese Went For A Hike

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted.  When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.  Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates.  But the Chinese covered his face and the trio ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the  American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part. The Chinese replied, "I don't know about you....... but in my country,it's the face that people recognise !!!

A Girls Facebook Status Funny Message

A girl tried to look cool on facebook after geting her driving licence... Status: "Huuuush...finally got my fucking licence" . . 1000 likes . She is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence

Adult Whatsapp Joke On Power Cut In Hindi

рдЖрдЬрдХрд▓ рдХреЗ рдкрд╛рд╡рд░ рдХрдЯ рдкреЗ, рдЧрд╛рд▓рд┐рдм рдлрд░рдорд╛рддреЗ рд╣реИ... рдпреВрдВрд╣реА рдЕрдиреНрдзреЗрд░реЗ рдореЗрдВ рдЦреЬрд╛ рдХрд░ рдХреЗ рд╕реЛрдпреЗ рдереЗ рдЧрд╛рд▓рд┐рдм, рдХреЛрдИ рднреЛрд╕реЬреА рдХрд╛ рдореЛрдореНрдмрддреА рд╕рдордЭ рдХреЗ рдорд╛рдЪрд┐рд╕ рд▓рдЧрд╛ рдЧрдпрд╛ ред

Double Meaning Hindi Whatsapp Messages Collection 10 June

- рдпреЗ рд╕реВрдЦрд╛ рдЕрдВрджрд░ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рдЧрд┐рд▓рд╛ рдмрд╛рд╣рд░ рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реИ! рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рдЫреЛрдЯрд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ, рдлрд┐рд░ рдпреЗ рдореЛрдЯрд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ! рдЬрдм рдпреЗ рдЕрдВрджрд░ рд░рд╣рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рддреЛ рдпреЗ рд░реЗрдб рдХрд░ рджреЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИ, рдереЛреЬреА рджреЗрд░ рд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рдмрд╛рдж рдЬрдм рдЗрд╕реЗ рдмрд╛рд╣рд░ рдирд┐рдХрд╛рд▓реЛ рддреЛ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдо рджрд┐рдЦрд╛ рдХрд░ рдпреЗ рдмреЗрдЬрд╛рди рд╕рд╛ рдмрд╛рд╣рд░ рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реИ! рдХреБрдЫ рдФрд░ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЗрд╕ рдХреЛ рд▓рд┐рдкреНрдЯрди рдЯреА рдмреИрдЧ рдХрд╣рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ! - рд▓реЬрдХреА рдЖрдЬ рдордд рдбрд╛рд▓реЛ! рд▓рдбрд╝рдХрд╛ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ? рд▓реЬрдХреА рдХрд▓ рддреБрдо рдбрд╛рд▓ рдХреЗ рд╕реЛ рдЧрдпреЗ рдмрд╣реБрдд рджрд░реНрдж рд╣реБрдЖ, рдореИрдВ рдкреВрд░реА рд░рд╛рдд рдорд╕рд▓рддреА рд░рд╣реА рдФрд░ рдкрд╛рдиреА рднреА рдирд┐рдХрд▓рддрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓рдЧрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдпреЗ рдЖрдИ рдбреНрд░реЙрдк рдмреЗрдХрд╛рд░ рд╣реИ. - "рдПрдХ рдмрд╛рд░ рдХрд░реЛ рди рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬрд╝, рдХрд┐рд╕реА рдХреЛ рдкрддрд╛ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛, рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬрд╝ рдХрд░реЛ рдирд╛, рдореБрдЭреЗ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рд▓рдЧреЗрдЧрд╛, рдПрдХ рдмрд╛рд░ рд╣рдорд╛рд░реА рджреЛрд╕реНрддреА рдХреА рдЦрд╛рддрд┐рд░, рдХрд░ рджреЛ рди рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬрд╝, рдПрдХ рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛ рдПрд╕ рдПрдореН рдПрд╕! " - рддреЗрд░реА рд╕реБрд▓рд╛ рдХреЗ рд▓реВ, рдпрд╛ рдмрд┐рдард╛ рдХреЗ рд▓реВ? рдпрд╛ рддреБрдЭреЗ рдХрд░реВ рдЦреЬрд╛, рдпрд╛ рдлрд┐рд░ рддреЗрд░реА рдЭреБрдХрд╛-рдЭреБрдХрд╛ рдХреЗ рд▓реВ? рдЕрдм рддреВ рд╣реА рдмрддрд╛ рдХрд┐ рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реА рдлреЛрдЯреЛ рдХреИрд╕реЗ рд▓реВ? - рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╣рд╛ рджрдмрд╛рдУ, рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рджрдмрд╛рдпрд╛! рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╣рд╛ рдФрд░ рджрдмрд╛рдУ, рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдФрд░ рджрдмрд╛рдпрд╛! рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╣рд╛ рдмрдирд┐рдпрд╛рди рдирд┐рдХрд▓ рджреЛ, рдлрд┐рд░ рджрдмрд╛рдУ, рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдлрд┐рд░ рджрдмрд╛рдпрд╛! рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╣рд╛ рдкреЗрдВрдЯ рднреА рдирд┐рдХрд╛рд▓ рджреЛ, рдлрд┐рд░ рджрдмрд╛рдУ, рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдлрд┐рд░ рджрдмрд╛рдпрд╛! рджреЗрдЦрд╛ рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рди рд╕реВрдЯрдХреЗрд╕ рдмрдВрдж! - рдЗрдВрд╕рд╛рди рдЬрдм рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдмрд╛рд░ рдбрд╛рд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реИ, рддреЛ рдЙрд╕реЗ рдбрд░ рд▓рдЧрддрд╛ рд╣реИ! рдордЧрд░ рддреБрдо рди рдШрдмрд░рд╛рдирд╛ рдФрд░ рдбрд╛рд▓ рджреЗрдирд╛! рддреБрдо рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реА ...

Funny Whatsapp Chat Of Bollywood Actors Message

Whatsapp chat of bollywood.. Katrina- hii Priyanka- bol,  Katrina- lets go london in weekendтЬИ Kareena- aa gai aukaat mei sali, foriegner ki bachi Katrina- Deepika-tu hi jaa, aur ranbir ka picha chod de Priyanka-kareena ko kaun add kiya Saif- mei kiya, kya kar legi Sahid- gussa mat kar priyanka Priyanka- tu chup reh kareena k chamche Kareena- jalo mat barabari karo Sahid- saif teri toh mei pungi bha junga Saif left. Priyanka left. Srk- mujhe jungli billi bahut pasand hai Salman- toh jungle mei reh harami Aamir- mannat mere naam kar dena bhai Srk-chup be bikhari Katrina- koi london chalega Anushka- mei chaluтШ║ Deepika- chii anu, tu iske sath jaegi Katrina- 8976540900 joined Anushka- ye kaun hai Salman- virat kohli Anushka left. Salman was removed. Akshay- Srk tu toh india chod de, modi pm ban gaya hai Srk- haa bhai pakistan jaa ra hu Aamir- acha hai, tera baap bhi toh waha rehta hai na Srk- Akshay-lol ...

Adult Hindi Sexy Story Whatsapp Message 06 June 2014

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Non Veg English Joke: Married Couple At A Zoo

Best ONE Till Date.. Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. 'See,' says the woman, 'Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't.' Says Mark: 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.' The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Says Mark: 'This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!' The woman p...

Adult English Whatsapp Joke: A New Army Captain Inspected The Soldiers

A new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.  He noticed a female horse.    Captain: whatтАЩs that horse for?     Soldier: our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.    Captain: ah, it is ok.    (One night, the captain feels an urge, so the soldier brought the horse to his tent. the captain fucked the horse. after that, he saw the soldier smiling Outside his tent)    Captain: itтАЩs so hard! How do you do it?     Soldier: we ride on the horse to the next town where the girls are.     Captain: son-of-a-bitch!!!

Adult Sunny Leone Whatsapp Messages Collection 04 June 2014

What are the first three words that Sunny Leone speaks every morning ?? Jaago grahak jaago -------------------------------------- Breaking News In next IPL, Sunny Leone will have her own team Name.. Gang bang Bangalore ----------------------------------------- Sunny Leone creates history everyday,  it's we who delete it. "Clear history " X_X ----------------------------------------- Sri Sri Ravi Shankar & SunnyLeone share their birth dates.. One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"! ----------------------------------------

Funny Husband-Wife Joke: Paani Pilao

Love Marrige: Raat K Waqt Shohar: Paani Pilao Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi, Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi, Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde Khadi Rahi, Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola! Maango Kya Maangti Ho? Biwi: Kamine Talaaq De. 

Funny English Joke: Laalu Yadav Has Heart Attack And Dies

This is epic.... Laalu Yadav has heart attack, dies, goes to hell, Devil waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do." says Devil. "Ur on my list, but I have no room for you. As u definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go." "I got 3 folks here who weren't as bad as u. I will let 1 of them go, u hav to take their place. I let u decide who leaves!" Laalu agrees. Devil opened 1st room. In it was Sonia Gandhi & large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over. Such was her fate in hell. "No!' said Laalu. 'I'm not a good swimmer!" Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I got problem wth my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day." Devil opened 3rd door. Laalu saw Sharad Pa...

Fresh Rajnikant Jokes Collection 01 June 2014

Fresh stocks of Rajni jokes are here..  Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...! People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator... Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: only 2 or 3. Reporter: only 2 or 3? Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts! Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second... Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti When Rajnikant was a student! You ...