Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"........
Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
Universal Truth:-
The only person whom a woman listens to carefully.... follows sincerely.....
& does EXACTLY as he says is a.... PHOTOGRAPHER!!!
Baaki toh woh kisiki ki nahin sunti.......
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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Typical Narad Muni
NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :- If ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
My job is over .......
Narayan Narayan !!!
This one will surely bring a smile.
Getting married is like giving
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"Your own Supari"
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats Checkmate.!