Funny Whatsapp Messages Collection 27 Jan 2014

Funny Whatsapp Messages Collection 27 Jan 2014

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Three guys proposed a Girl

First Guy : I can die for you.
Girl : Everyone says that.

Second Guy : I can bring you a star from the sky.
Girl: Old dialogue.

Third Guy : I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp

Girl (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itna pyar karta hai mere se......
Rulayga kya...!!!!

I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .

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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect

and
our new generation
... 
.
.
removes
head phones
to give respect!

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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?
Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! 
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply,

 "MISSING u!" 
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India is running on trial and error........

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 
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SINDHI  bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
    
Helper required..


Qualification:-  Must have diabetes! 
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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL  Jaate Hain...                                       __________________________________                                         __________________________________ 

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Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!

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