Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!
1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi...
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai....
Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...