Funny Santa-Banta, Sardar, Husband-Wife Whatsapp Messages Collection

Funny Santa-Banta, Sardar, Husband-Wife Whatsapp Messages Collection

Wife Taaro Ko
  Dekh Kar Boli:
   'Wo Konsi
      Cheez Hai,
        Jo Tum
          Roj Dekh
            Sakte Ho,
              Par Laa
                Nahi Sakte..??

                  Husband::
                    Padosan.!!!
                     

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A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving.

Police: How did uou kill 20 people..?

Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha, par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ki brake fail ho gayi hai.. fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi.. Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhar modta..?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the.. nuksaan kam hota..!

Sardar: Exactly... mene bhi wohi socha tha, par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!!


Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai? 
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak!  Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
Sahi jawab..

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Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
“The”
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!......
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega.....
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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  'Sahan Shakti' 
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Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega....
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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? 
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon..
milega kya ?? 
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge  ya  Pack Kar doon ??

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