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Alok Nath Funny Jokes Collection 3 Jan 2014

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# Alok Nath cuts Mathura ke pede instead of cake on his birthday.

# Aloknath had all the Senior Citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

# Alok Nath's idea of a music concert is a mata ka jagrata.

# Alok Nath's talk show would be called "Aashirwad with Alok"

# Q: Which car does Alok Nath drive? 
A: Sanskar
After Chuck Norris, Rajinikanth, Sir Jadeja, presenting the new legendary figure: ALOK NATH!!!

1. When Alok Nath sees a girl with a guy, he does her kanyadaan then and there.

2. The number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too damn high.

4. Alok Nath celebrates new year by playing passing-the-parcel with family and Antakshari.

5. Alok Nath is a SI unit of संस्कार

6. Alok Nath जी तो candle light dinner भी दिया, अगर बत्ती लगा कर करते हैं

7. Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the

8. Rapists should be made to watch Alok Nath's movies as Punishment.

9. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies !

10. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.

11. Alok Nath is the only virgin father.

12. Alok Nath cocktail पार्टी मैं शहद पीते है !

13. Alok Nath owns Sanskaar TV.

14. Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At "

15. Alok Nath disco bhi Kurta Pyjama aur Shawl pahen ke jaate hain.

16. Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the world .

17. In college days, a drunk girl told Alok Nath to do whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran.

18, Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi temple for his bachelors party. With his family.

19. ye Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar hi hain ke prem abhi tak virgin hai

20. आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते।

21. आलोक नाथ सिगरेट की जगह अगरबत्ती पीते है।

22. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.

23. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.

24. Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because he was too ashamed of reading about the female anatomy.

25. Alok Nath's favourite sport is football. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.

26. Alok Nath has never ever eaten chowmein in all his life.

27. Alok Nath took part in debate of #TheNewsHour  and result, he convinced Arnab to get married with Sanjay Jha!

28. Alok Nath went to Haridwar for his honeymoon. 

29. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!