Funny Latest Rajnikant Whatsapp Joke In English 24 Dec 2013

Funny Latest Rajnikant Whatsapp Joke In English 24 Dec 2013

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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking!!!!!!!!!

Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places.. Today those places are known as IIT's!!!!!!

Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!

Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independence....

Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

Why do earthquakes occur?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth is doing his skipping exercise!!!!!!!!!

Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! 
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? 
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....

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