Funny Adult Sardar Ji Whatsapp Joke

Funny Adult Sardar Ji Whatsapp Joke

Bengali to sardar : Sher Sunega?
Sardar : Haan bol.
Bengali : Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot, sardar ki maa ki choot!

Sardar complains to sarpanch : Bengali ne mujhe gali di.

Sarpanch to Bengali : Kya bola tune?

Bengali: Kuch nahi, maine to sher bola ki Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot, sardar ki maa ki choot.

Sarpanch: Bhoot aur choot rhyme karte hai, ye gali nahi hai, sher hai.

Sardar is not happy about the decision but does not persue the matter.

After few days Sardar says to Bengali: Sher sunega?

Bengali: Yes

Sardar: Andheri raat thi, raat main aya bhoot, Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

Bengali runs to the Sarpanch and complains: Sardar ne mujhe gali di.

Sarpanch asks Bengali: Sardar kya bola?

Bengali : Andheri raat thi, raat main aya bhoot, Bengali ki maa ka bhosda.

Sarpanch tells sardar: Yeh to gali hai, bhoot aur bhosda rhyme nahi karte hai.

Sardar: Lekin isne puri shayari suni hi nahi.

Sarpanch: To puri shayari bolo.

Sardar : Andheri raat thi, raat me aya bhoot,
Bengali ki maa ka bhosda aur Sarpanch ki maa ki choot!
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