Adult Non Veg English Whatsapp Joke - Merry Christmas

Adult Non Veg English Whatsapp Joke - Merry Christmas

Father of all non veg:
A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father---' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??

Surprised father answered--
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.?
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?
After 50, they are like onions'.?

Son--'Onions?'?'
Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'?

This made his wife and daughter mad.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
Merry Xmas in advance

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