Hillarious one...
Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....
Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....
The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour I
brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody."
brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody."
The Judge turns 2 Husband & says
"What do You have to say in your defence?"
The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says.....
"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied: "Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"
Husband replied : "Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"
Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):
"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati...